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06-12-2011, 06:37 PM
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(06-12-2011 06:10 PM)Buddy Christ Wrote:  When Jesus hugs me, I can always feel his Holy Staff under his thin robe. His Divine Rod of Justice is always "spreading the good word" against my thigh.

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

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06-12-2011, 06:46 PM
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(06-12-2011 06:10 PM)Buddy Christ Wrote:  When Jesus hugs me, I can always feel his Holy Staff under his thin robe. His Divine Rod of Justice is always "spreading the good word" against my thigh.

Ah so when Christians say that "they have been touched by Jesus" it's actually just a euphemism for having their leg humped by a deity.Tongue

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06-12-2011, 08:58 PM
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Buddy, have you ever considered 'stand-up'? Fuck, you are awesomely funny.
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But seriously, I love this forum and appreciate the hard work you guys put in (Stark, Deep Thought etc..)
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06-12-2011, 09:15 PM
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yes good stuff. thank you.

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06-12-2011, 09:28 PM
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(06-12-2011 08:58 PM)aurora2020 Wrote:  Buddy, have you ever considered 'stand-up'?

I get that like once a day. I even have a friend who wants me to do stand-up just to become famous so I can get on Dancing With the Stars... some strange desire to see me dance in a tuxedo or something.

My social anxiety prevents me from chasing that dream. Though I'll probably get around to when I hit 40 and end up like a Louis CK clone.

"Ain't got no last words to say, yellow streak right up my spine. The gun in my mouth was real and the taste blew my mind."

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06-12-2011, 09:35 PM
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They say that most comedians have that problem BC, which is supposedly why so many are alcoholic drug abusers. So you know what to do right? Liquor store ahoy. You've got people to entertain! Dance monkey dance me ahahaha!

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06-12-2011, 10:27 PM
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I guess now that Mitch Hedberg is gone, there is room for another nervous introvert hiding his fear with an alcohol safety blanket.

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