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16-08-2014, 09:00 AM
RE: Forum Game: Unlimited Supply with a catch
(16-08-2014 08:54 AM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  Your genitals painfully liquify because you skipped my wish.

Unlimited romance.

And never getting to second base or even a hug or kiss.

Unlimited orgasms! One after another...

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16-08-2014, 09:05 AM (This post was last modified: 16-08-2014 09:08 AM by DemonicLemon.)
RE: Forum Game: Unlimited Supply with a catch
Your genitals explode in a mass of gore because you skipped my last wish. Every orgasm brings pain that out-performs the pleasure.

Unlimited patience.

“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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16-08-2014, 09:11 AM
RE: Forum Game: Unlimited Supply with a catch
(16-08-2014 09:05 AM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  Unlimited patience.

... required to have a single orgasm.

Unlimited enjoyment of German comedy.
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16-08-2014, 12:43 PM
RE: Forum Game: Unlimited Supply with a catch
(16-08-2014 09:11 AM)Mathilda Wrote:  
(16-08-2014 09:05 AM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  Unlimited patience.

... required to have a single orgasm.

Unlimited enjoyment of German comedy.

Most of the comedy is about German dungeon porn and the examples that accompany the comedy are presented on Microsoft PowerPoint.

Unlimited weight loss supplements
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16-08-2014, 05:01 PM
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You lose so much weight your body cannot comfortably support itself.

Unlimited qualifications for any job.

“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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16-08-2014, 05:09 PM
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(16-08-2014 05:01 PM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  You lose so much weight your body cannot comfortably support itself.

Unlimited qualifications for any job.

You are overqualified for all jobs so no one will hire you.

Unlimited baked beans, and girls to give Dutch ovens.

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16-08-2014, 05:15 PM
RE: Forum Game: Unlimited Supply with a catch
(16-08-2014 05:09 PM)DeepThought Wrote:  
(16-08-2014 05:01 PM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  You lose so much weight your body cannot comfortably support itself.

Unlimited qualifications for any job.

You are overqualified for all jobs so no one will hire you.

Unlimited baked beans, and girls to give Dutch ovens.

Your own farts give you lung cancer.

Unlimited vaccines for all diseases
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16-08-2014, 05:21 PM
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Ferdinand is the first human to be defined as a disease.

Unlimited failure multiplied by negative one.

“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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16-08-2014, 11:46 PM
RE: Forum Game: Unlimited Supply with a catch
(16-08-2014 05:21 PM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  Ferdinand is the first human to be defined as a disease.

Unlimited failure multiplied by negative one.

Your failure is so complete it ignores the standard rules of logic and mathematics. Multiplying by -1 make the failure even worse for you and those around you.

Unlimited lives

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17-08-2014, 12:04 AM
RE: Forum Game: Unlimited Supply with a catch
(16-08-2014 11:46 PM)DeepThought Wrote:  
(16-08-2014 05:21 PM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  Ferdinand is the first human to be defined as a disease.

Unlimited failure multiplied by negative one.

Your failure is so complete it ignores the standard rules of logic and mathematics. Multiplying by -1 make the failure even worse for you and those around you.

Unlimited lives

Constant death.

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