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29-08-2014, 03:59 AM
RE: Forum Game: Unlimited Supply with a catch
(29-08-2014 02:49 AM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  Unlimited art skill with a guarantee that all my work will be recognized and appreciated to the highest degree, landing me with unlimited money, unlimited lovers, unlimited envy, and unlimited people willing to lay down their lives to protect me and the work.

An entity know only as "The Critic" vapourizes you, your art, your lovers and supporters with a strong blast from his galactic cannon. He then writes a scathing review in The New York Times, and disappears.

Unlimited left-handedness

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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29-08-2014, 05:06 AM
RE: Forum Game: Unlimited Supply with a catch
(29-08-2014 03:59 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(29-08-2014 02:49 AM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  Unlimited art skill with a guarantee that all my work will be recognized and appreciated to the highest degree, landing me with unlimited money, unlimited lovers, unlimited envy, and unlimited people willing to lay down their lives to protect me and the work.

An entity know only as "The Critic" vapourizes you, your art, your lovers and supporters with a strong blast from his galactic cannon. He then writes a scathing review in The New York Times, and disappears.

Unlimited left-handedness

You have to follow the Right Hand Rule.

Unlimited warranties.

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30-08-2014, 03:31 AM
RE: Forum Game: Unlimited Supply with a catch
For every warrenty, the structural integrity of your product diminishes. Merely opening the box turns it to dust, and getting it replaced won't make it last longer.

Unlimited time control in every direction.

“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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30-08-2014, 03:43 AM
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But you mind can't comprehend time operating in more than one direction.

(for DL)

Unlimited KY lube!

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30-08-2014, 07:55 AM
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You're allergic to glycerin.

Unlimited hypoallergenic lube.

Give me your argument in the form of a published paper, and then we can start to talk.
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30-08-2014, 07:59 AM
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Metal shavings don't count as allergens.

Unlimited potential at becoming Satsuki Kiryuin.

“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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30-08-2014, 08:00 AM
RE: Forum Game: Unlimited Supply with a catch
(30-08-2014 07:55 AM)Hafnof Wrote:  You're allergic to glycerin.

Unlimited hypoallergenic lube.

Everyone slides downhill, cannot save themselves due to lack of grip, and drowns in the ocean.

Unlimited strategic ability.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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30-08-2014, 08:05 AM
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Your dick liquifies from the inside out because you skipped my wish.

Unlimited potential at becoming Satsuki Kiryuin.

“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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30-08-2014, 11:34 PM
RE: Forum Game: Unlimited Supply with a catch
(30-08-2014 08:05 AM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  Your dick liquifies from the inside out because you skipped my wish.

Unlimited potential at becoming Satsuki Kiryuin.

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30-08-2014, 11:41 PM
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(30-08-2014 11:34 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  All the marshmallow fluff you could ever want!

Too much fluff and you're sticky ever second of every day because the fluff eventually swallows the entire planet.

Unlimited boys brought to your yard by means of milkshakes.
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