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10-08-2014, 12:23 PM
RE: Forum Game: Unlimited Supply with a catch
(10-08-2014 06:16 AM)Mathilda Wrote:  You're on a life long mission of space exploration and there's only a vibrator on board ... but no lube.

Unlimited orgasms.

You become bored after the fifth one.

Unlimited natural resources.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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10-08-2014, 12:59 PM
RE: Forum Game: Unlimited Supply with a catch
(10-08-2014 12:23 PM)morondog Wrote:  
(10-08-2014 06:16 AM)Mathilda Wrote:  You're on a life long mission of space exploration and there's only a vibrator on board ... but no lube.

Unlimited orgasms.

You become bored after the fifth one.

Unlimited natural resources.

The unlimited use of which would change the atmosphere to one unfit for human habitation.

Unlimited NFL football games Blush

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10-08-2014, 01:11 PM
RE: Forum Game: Unlimited Supply with a catch
(10-08-2014 12:59 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  
(10-08-2014 12:23 PM)morondog Wrote:  You become bored after the fifth one.

Unlimited natural resources.

The unlimited use of which would change the atmosphere to one unfit for human habitation.

Unlimited NFL football games Blush

The rules are changed so that only one legged eighty-year olds are eligible to play. Naked.

Unlimited engineering skill

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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10-08-2014, 01:11 PM
RE: Forum Game: Unlimited Supply with a catch
(10-08-2014 12:59 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  
(10-08-2014 12:23 PM)morondog Wrote:  You become bored after the fifth one.

Unlimited natural resources.

The unlimited use of which would change the atmosphere to one unfit for human habitation.

Unlimited NFL football games Blush

Product becomes stale and boring as the talent pool is diluted to accommodate the increase in games.

Unlimited dance moves

(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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10-08-2014, 01:12 PM
RE: Forum Game: Unlimited Supply with a catch
Theres a redefinition to make the definition of "football games" to simply be "kick Guley in the balls."

EDIT: Okay you beat me. Dance moves redefined to stab wounds.

Unlimited shoes that fit any occasion.

“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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10-08-2014, 01:35 PM
RE: Forum Game: Unlimited Supply with a catch
(10-08-2014 01:12 PM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  Theres a redefinition to make the definition of "football games" to simply be "kick Guley in the balls."

EDIT: Okay you beat me. Dance moves redefined to stab wounds.

Unlimited shoes that fit any occasion.

The shoes may fit any occasion, but they fit no feet.

An unlimited supply of petroleum.

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10-08-2014, 05:18 PM
RE: Forum Game: Unlimited Supply with a catch
Someone drops their cigarette...

Unlimited sharpness on my electric razor so the blades never go dull.
Dull blades = ouch.

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10-08-2014, 05:21 PM
RE: Forum Game: Unlimited Supply with a catch
(10-08-2014 05:18 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Someone drops their cigarette...

Unlimited sharpness on my electric razor so the blades never go dull.
Dull blades = ouch.

The razor blades become sentient and take over the world.

Unlimited sleep.

I hope that the world turns, and things get better. But what I hope most of all is that you understand what I mean when I tell you that, even though I do not know you, and even though I may never meet you, laugh with you, cry with you, or kiss you, I love you. With all my heart, I love you. - V for Vendetta
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10-08-2014, 06:17 PM
RE: Forum Game: Unlimited Supply with a catch
You never wake up and it's one of those dreamless sleeps.

Unlimited root beer that is always good tasting and safe to drink.

“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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10-08-2014, 11:13 PM
RE: Forum Game: Unlimited Supply with a catch
It's juuuuuuust out of reach. Forever. And it smells so so good.

Unlimited bladder so I don't ever have to pee.

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