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14-12-2014, 02:15 PM
RE: Forum Picture Thread: Do you have the balls and/or vagina to show yourself?
(14-12-2014 02:12 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(14-12-2014 01:03 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  I also fall victim to the above statement. Except 19 is slowly creeping upon me...

No

You're still a cute boy.

Bit of a creepy way to put it but ok

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14-12-2014, 02:28 PM
RE: Forum Picture Thread: Do you have the balls and/or vagina to show yourself?
Me in all my ugly glory:

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So my friends George and Duncan decided to surprise me by forcing me to go to the movies to hit on some women. Usually, I would be down for this (I need all the practice I can get when talking to women), but I wasn't really feeling like I could wow anybody yesterday (for reasons that should be obvious in the photo). So instead I just saw the movie (horrible bosses 2) and enjoyed myself.

At the very end of the movie, a girl came up to me, all nervous like (which I thought was cute), and asked me for my number. This of course was a giant shock to me, but I pulled out a deck of cards (I always carry a pack on me), and sign a card. I then bury it the deck and tell her to tap on any card , and if the card she tapped was the signed card, she could keep it.
Naturally, through sleight of hand, I made sure she got the right card, lol.

Also got a free dessert because I did a really good trick on a waitress.

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14-12-2014, 02:56 PM
RE: Forum Picture Thread: Do you have the balls and/or vagina to show yourself?
(14-12-2014 02:28 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  Me in all my ugly glory:

[Image: 1A9F20D8-1113-4604-A23D-6EE4109EEC0C_zpsbnlypzru.jpg]

So my friends George and Duncan decided to surprise me by forcing me to go to the movies to hit on some women. Usually, I would be down for this (I need all the practice I can get when talking to women), but I wasn't really feeling like I could wow anybody yesterday (for reasons that should be obvious in the photo). So instead I just saw the movie (horrible bosses 2) and enjoyed myself.

At the very end of the movie, a girl came up to me, all nervous like (which I thought was cute), and asked me for my number. This of course was a giant shock to me, but I pulled out a deck of cards (I always carry a pack on me), and sign a card. I then bury it the deck and tell her to tap on any card , and if the card she tapped was the signed card, she could keep it.
Naturally, through sleight of hand, I made sure she got the right card, lol.

Also got a free dessert because I did a really good trick on a waitress.

...Movies to hit on girls? I might just be a bit out there, but isn't it customary to kick someone in the face if they're talking through the movie?
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14-12-2014, 03:07 PM
RE: Forum Picture Thread: Do you have the balls and/or vagina to show yourself?
(14-12-2014 02:56 PM)WeAreTheCosmos Wrote:  
(14-12-2014 02:28 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  Me in all my ugly glory:

[Image: 1A9F20D8-1113-4604-A23D-6EE4109EEC0C_zpsbnlypzru.jpg]

So my friends George and Duncan decided to surprise me by forcing me to go to the movies to hit on some women. Usually, I would be down for this (I need all the practice I can get when talking to women), but I wasn't really feeling like I could wow anybody yesterday (for reasons that should be obvious in the photo). So instead I just saw the movie (horrible bosses 2) and enjoyed myself.

At the very end of the movie, a girl came up to me, all nervous like (which I thought was cute), and asked me for my number. This of course was a giant shock to me, but I pulled out a deck of cards (I always carry a pack on me), and sign a card. I then bury it the deck and tell her to tap on any card , and if the card she tapped was the signed card, she could keep it.
Naturally, through sleight of hand, I made sure she got the right card, lol.

Also got a free dessert because I did a really good trick on a waitress.

...Movies to hit on girls? I might just be a bit out there, but isn't it customary to kick someone in the face if they're talking through the movie?
Never said we were going to hit on girls DURING the film. We usually arrive about half an hour early.

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14-12-2014, 08:24 PM
RE: Forum Picture Thread: Do you have the balls and/or vagina to show yourself?
It's been a while since I've posted a picture. Felt like making it a candid one for some reason. No makeup, nothing done with my hair, no filters added. I'm trying out contacts again, not often I see my eyes Big Grin

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14-12-2014, 11:15 PM
RE: Forum Picture Thread: Do you have the balls and/or vagina to show yourself?
(14-12-2014 08:24 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  It's been a while since I've posted a picture. Felt like making it a candid one for some reason. No makeup, nothing done with my hair, no filters added. I'm trying out contacts again, not often I see my eyes Big Grin

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I can't see it!! Weeping

Smerc....why do you have to tease me like this. Huh

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

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14-12-2014, 11:27 PM
RE: Forum Picture Thread: Do you have the balls and/or vagina to show yourself?
(14-12-2014 11:15 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  
(14-12-2014 08:24 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  It's been a while since I've posted a picture. Felt like making it a candid one for some reason. No makeup, nothing done with my hair, no filters added. I'm trying out contacts again, not often I see my eyes Big Grin

[Image: Download-File?file=%2Falbums%2Fac214%2Fs...2ce4ff.jpg]

I can't see it!! Weeping

Smerc....why do you have to tease me like this. Huh

Oh no!! Can anyone else see it??

I hope that the world turns, and things get better. But what I hope most of all is that you understand what I mean when I tell you that, even though I do not know you, and even though I may never meet you, laugh with you, cry with you, or kiss you, I love you. With all my heart, I love you. - V for Vendetta
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14-12-2014, 11:28 PM
RE: Forum Picture Thread: Do you have the balls and/or vagina to show yourself?
(14-12-2014 02:15 PM)tear151 Wrote:  
(14-12-2014 02:12 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  You're still a cute boy.

Bit of a creepy way to put it but ok

I am actually Bucky's boyfriend.

He doesn't know it yet but that's not important.
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14-12-2014, 11:29 PM
RE: Forum Picture Thread: Do you have the balls and/or vagina to show yourself?
(14-12-2014 11:27 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  
(14-12-2014 11:15 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  I can't see it!! Weeping

Smerc....why do you have to tease me like this. Huh

Oh no!! Can anyone else see it??

No can see.
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14-12-2014, 11:41 PM
RE: Forum Picture Thread: Do you have the balls and/or vagina to show yourself?
Sorry folks, photobucket (which I will burn to the ground) is still making my photos appear upside down no matter what I do. Angry

I'll try again tomorrow Undecided

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