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09-02-2016, 04:28 PM
RE: From God
(09-02-2016 11:40 AM)John Curren Chapman Wrote:  God Spoke. Here's the Name, God. God Exists. Atheism is a fucking Joke just like Judeo Christians, Fake Muslims, Fake Islamists and Fake Jews...

Bob is not amused.

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09-02-2016, 04:42 PM
RE: From God
(09-02-2016 10:38 AM)John Curren Chapman Wrote:  Here I AM...God. What do you want to know?

Why are you here? Why are you insane? How did you become insane? Consider

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09-02-2016, 04:47 PM
RE: From God
(09-02-2016 04:42 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(09-02-2016 10:38 AM)John Curren Chapman Wrote:  Here I AM...God. What do you want to know?

Why are you here? Why are you insane? How did you become insane? Consider

I'm reporting him to the authorities for identity theft.

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09-02-2016, 05:42 PM
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(09-02-2016 11:53 AM)John Curren Chapman Wrote:  God Worships Lucifer. Satan is Their companion when needed...G

You are funny as fuck.Laugh out load I'm the reincarnation of chuck Norris by the way. So I'm a god too. The chuck Norris facts are the definitive proof.

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09-02-2016, 06:06 PM
RE: From God
(09-02-2016 05:42 PM)Leo Wrote:  
(09-02-2016 11:53 AM)John Curren Chapman Wrote:  God Worships Lucifer. Satan is Their companion when needed...G

You are funny as fuck.Laugh out load I'm the reincarnation of chuck Norris by the way. So I'm a god too. The chuck Norris facts are the definitive proof.



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09-02-2016, 06:30 PM
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WTAF?!?!?!?!?!?

We needed this why?

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09-02-2016, 06:43 PM
RE: From God
(09-02-2016 05:42 PM)Leo Wrote:  
(09-02-2016 11:53 AM)John Curren Chapman Wrote:  God Worships Lucifer. Satan is Their companion when needed...G

You are funny as fuck.Laugh out load I'm the reincarnation of chuck Norris by the way. So I'm a god too. The chuck Norris facts are the definitive proof.

Even Chuck Norris has his limits:




Gods derive their power from post-hoc rationalizations. -The Inquisition

Using the supernatural to explain events in your life is a failure of the intellect to comprehend the world around you. -The Inquisition
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09-02-2016, 07:15 PM
RE: From God
(09-02-2016 10:36 AM)John Curren Chapman Wrote:  
(09-02-2016 09:02 AM)Peebothuhul Wrote:  Laugh out load

We have a nice forum here. Come on in and join in the discussions.

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Great. Here I AM. I AM God. What do you want to know?

You called? Who's on first?
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09-02-2016, 08:52 PM
RE: From God
Don't be too quick to judge. We may be dealing with the real McCoy here. Check his qualifications:

- Petty, small-minded and childishly nasty
- Spittle-spattering ravings
- Poor writing and math skills
- Can't perform miracles if anybody is watching
- Only communicates his Divine message by the most unbelievable medium around

John, do you have an aversion to iron chariots?

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Do you get picked on by all the cool gods?

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10-02-2016, 02:32 PM
RE: From God
I get it! It all makes sense now! My eyes have been opened to the truth.
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