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09-02-2016, 09:42 AM
RE: From God
(09-02-2016 09:31 AM)TheInquisition Wrote:  ...
So let's clear some things up with this god:

Which god are you? Hindu? Jewish? Christian? Muslim?

What was your methodology for creation of the world? Which creation myth do you ascribe to?
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None of the above.

My guess is that he's the holodeck programmer-god.

But he's not realising that I programmed him to think that.

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09-02-2016, 10:02 AM
RE: From God
From who?

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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09-02-2016, 10:36 AM
RE: From God
(09-02-2016 09:02 AM)Peebothuhul Wrote:  Laugh out load

We have a nice forum here. Come on in and join in the discussions.

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Great. Here I AM. I AM God. What do you want to know?
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09-02-2016, 10:38 AM
RE: From God
Here I AM...God. What do you want to know?
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09-02-2016, 10:40 AM
RE: From God
OK. Here You Go.

Spoken Language is MUSIC. German = Masculine. French = Feminine. British English = Tory (masculine). American English = Neutral (Masculine + Feminine). American Democrats = Feminine. American Republicans = Masculine. Democrats are Leftist. Republicans are Rightist. Males are Leftist. Females are Rightists. Northern Americans Speak to Fast. Southern Americans are Easy to Understand and Mean What They Say. Attorneys are Northern, Lawyers are Southern. Notherners are Atheists. Southerners are Not. Northerners are Catholic. Southerners are Protestant. John was Raised a Jehovah Witness. It Sucked. Religion Sucks. Government Sucks. Bankers are Assholes. Judges are Pricks. Doctors are Idiots. Hospitals Kill People. My Family Worked There. Drugs are Pharmaceuticals. Dope is Plants. Michelin is French. I Worked for Michelin and Made Tires. Now I'm Retired. This World Sucks. That's Why Jesus Was Born and Raised in South Carolina. Fuck this Place including you atheist assholes...G
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09-02-2016, 10:44 AM
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Any more Questions?...G
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09-02-2016, 10:45 AM
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Almost sounds like a rap song.

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09-02-2016, 10:47 AM (This post was last modified: 09-02-2016 10:50 AM by TheInquisition.)
RE: From God
(09-02-2016 10:38 AM)John Curren Chapman Wrote:  Here I AM...God. What do you want to know?

Can you give me the exact numbers for the lottery so I can win over 100 million dollars as a demonstration of your knowledge?

Can you eliminate the Zika virus or Malaria as a demonstration of your power?

Gods derive their power from post-hoc rationalizations. -The Inquisition

Using the supernatural to explain events in your life is a failure of the intellect to comprehend the world around you. -The Inquisition
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09-02-2016, 10:49 AM
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Ignorance is Bliss I Guess...G
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09-02-2016, 10:51 AM
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You are nothing but microbes. I can squash you like a bug...G
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