Fun little thought that needs tweaking or suggestions - just click here, you dicks

[Buddy Christ]

So my next imprudent foray into the literary world is a Carlin type book of rants and complaints, with one-liners of random thoughts to fill the gaps.

And this little bit occurred to me and entertained me enough to pursue it. But it needs something; structure, expounding on, an underlying theme, a joke to wrap it up, etc before I can put it in. Here's what I've got so far.

Biologists and Chemists give us the What. Physicists give us the How. Astrophysicists give us the When. Philosophers give us the Why. And Theologians keep trying to force in the Who.


...that's it. I considered maybe Geologists for the Where. But really I've got nowhere to go from here. Maybe that could just be an intro statement before I launch into a rant over Theology trying to force its way into the scientific field? I'm gonna take a ride on the Canni Bus and see what suggestions Mary and Juan have for me.

[DLJ]

Interesting thought.
Problem is that theology is also insisting that is knows the Why and the When too.
Maybe something like...
Chemistry or Alchemy
Biology or Creation
Astronony or Astrology
etc.