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03-05-2011, 12:22 AM (This post was last modified: 06-05-2011 08:59 AM by DeepThought.)
Funny Article for a laugh at Religion!
Might as well have a dedicated thread for funny articles since we have one for funny pictures!

I have an article I found on the TTA Facebook page thats absolutely hilarious! This is for those of you that missed it.

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Nowhere in the Bible does Jesus have a sword fight!

This guy is Australian as well so that just makes me happy! Big Grin

Small Except:
(11-03-2010 10:23 PM)David Thorne Wrote:Dear Darryl,
I have received your permission slip featuring what I can only assume is a levitating rabbit about to drop an egg on Jesus.
Thank you for pre-ticking the permission box as this has saved me not only from having to make a choice, but also from having to make my own forty five degree downward stroke followed by a twenty percent longer forty five degree upward stroke. Without your guidance, I may have drawn a picture of a cactus wearing a hat by mistake.
As I trust my offspring's ability to separate fact from fantasy, I am happy for him to participate in your indoctrination process on the proviso that all references to 'Jesus' are replaced with the term 'Purportedly Magic Jew.'
Regards, David.
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03-05-2011, 07:18 AM
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That's just creepy. Reading it makes me want to wash the dirt off ... desperately. Sad

Atheism is a religion like OFF is a TV channel !!!

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03-05-2011, 08:03 AM
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(03-05-2011 07:18 AM)gaglamesh731 Wrote:  That's just creepy. Reading it makes me want to wash the dirt off ... desperately. Sad

LOL, Its very graphic isn't it!
ok.. You convinced me to change it. I chose a different example since that ones a bit out there.
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03-05-2011, 10:31 AM
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(03-05-2011 08:03 AM)DeepThought Wrote:  
(03-05-2011 07:18 AM)gaglamesh731 Wrote:  That's just creepy. Reading it makes me want to wash the dirt off ... desperately. Sad

LOL, Its very graphic isn't it!
ok.. You convinced me to change it. I chose a different example since that ones a bit out there.
Don't feel the need to change it just for me. I respect your freedom of speech.
Said example has been demonstrated multiple times sadly.
Still , it just makes my stomach turn. Angry

Atheism is a religion like OFF is a TV channel !!!

Proud of my genetic relatives Big Grin
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03-05-2011, 11:03 AM
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Got a good giggle out of this. I espically liked the part where the "Christian Volunteer" slyly commented about the morals the guy was teaching his son...the audacity to insult a parent on the way they are raising their children!

Is this place still a shithole run by a dumbass calvinist?
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04-05-2011, 09:58 PM
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[Image: blasphemy-jesus-dinosaurs-sword-blasphem...378046.jpg]

"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason and intellect has intended us to forego their use." - Galileo

"Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do." - Voltaire
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04-05-2011, 10:23 PM
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(03-05-2011 10:31 AM)gaglamesh731 Wrote:  
(03-05-2011 08:03 AM)DeepThought Wrote:  
(03-05-2011 07:18 AM)gaglamesh731 Wrote:  That's just creepy. Reading it makes me want to wash the dirt off ... desperately. Sad

LOL, Its very graphic isn't it!
ok.. You convinced me to change it. I chose a different example since that ones a bit out there.
Don't feel the need to change it just for me. I respect your freedom of speech.
Said example has been demonstrated multiple times sadly.
Still , it just makes my stomach turn. Angry
Well now I'm curious as to what the original article was.

I don't believe Jesus is the son of God until I see the long form birth certificate!
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05-05-2011, 07:12 AM
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(04-05-2011 10:23 PM)ashley.hunt60 Wrote:  
(03-05-2011 10:31 AM)gaglamesh731 Wrote:  
(03-05-2011 08:03 AM)DeepThought Wrote:  
(03-05-2011 07:18 AM)gaglamesh731 Wrote:  That's just creepy. Reading it makes me want to wash the dirt off ... desperately. Sad

LOL, Its very graphic isn't it!
ok.. You convinced me to change it. I chose a different example since that ones a bit out there.
Don't feel the need to change it just for me. I respect your freedom of speech.
Said example has been demonstrated multiple times sadly.
Still , it just makes my stomach turn. Angry
Well now I'm curious as to what the original article was.
Its a part of the full article I linked. I only changed the segment I quoted above. When I pasted it initially I was going for shock value, you'll probably recognize which part it was when you see it.
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05-05-2011, 09:39 AM
 
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At the point, where I saw the cactus I totaly broke...Big Grin
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05-05-2011, 12:04 PM
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Holy shit, that was freakin hilarious!!!!

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