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02-12-2014, 05:51 PM
Funny Toast Thread
With all the holiday parties coming up, I thought it might be useful to put together a collection of funny toasts. I'll get things started with...

"To honor! Get on her and stay on her."

"To wives and girlfriends! May they never meet."

"To lesbians and virgins! Thanks for nothin'..." Tongue

"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

-Rowan Atkinson
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02-12-2014, 06:01 PM
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I thought you meant like this! Dodgy
[Image: JesusOnToast2.jpg] Tongue

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To toast! May yours always be buttery, and free of jeebus!

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02-12-2014, 06:10 PM
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Here's to you, and here's to me
Best of friends we'll always be
But if, by chance, we disagree
Fuck you, and cheers to me!


I think it's from a movie, but we said it many times when I was younger.

So many cats, so few good recipes.
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02-12-2014, 06:32 PM
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To Hell! May the stay there be as fun as the way there.

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-Rowan Atkinson
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02-12-2014, 06:48 PM
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Here's to the girl that I kissed last
She didn't kiss slow; she didn't kiss fast.
But she kissed long and soft and sweet
and made things stand that didn't have feet. Angel

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-Rowan Atkinson
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02-12-2014, 08:34 PM
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Quote:Go raibh tú daibhir i mí-áidh
Agus saibhir i mbeannachtaí
Go mall ag déanamh namhaid, go luath a déanamh carad,
Ach saibhir nó daibhir, go mall nó go luath,
Nach raibh ach áthas agat
Ón lá seo amach.

May you be poor in misfortune,
Rich in blessings,
Slow to make enemies,
quick to make friends,
But rich or poor, quick or slow,
May you know nothing but happiness
From this day forward

Quote:Seo sláinte an tséitéara, an ghadaí, an trodaí, agus an óltóra!
Má dhéanann tu séitéireacht, go ndéana tú séitéireacht ar an mbás,
Má ghoideann tú, go ngoide tú croí mná;
Má throideann tú, go dtroide tú i leith do bhráthar,
Agus má ólann tú, go n-óla tú liom féin.

If you cheat, may you cheat death.
If you steal, may you steal a woman's heart.
If you fight, may you fight for a brother.
And if you drink, may you drink with me.

I think that's the right translation into English. I suppose I could just Google it Tongue

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02-12-2014, 08:40 PM
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I once knew a girl who lived on a hill
What she won't do her sister will
So here's to her sister

May we get what we want,
May we get what we need,
But may we never get what we deserve.
-Cedric

Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer and another one!

May those who love us love us.
And those that don't love us,
May God turn their hearts.
And if He doesn't turn their hearts,
May he turn their ankles,
So we'll know them by their limping!

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03-12-2014, 06:17 AM
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Here's to the stork that brings the good babies, to the crow that brings the bad babies, and to the swallow...that brings no babies at all!

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03-12-2014, 06:44 AM
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(02-12-2014 05:51 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  "To wives and girlfriends! May they never meet."

My brother in law always opens drinking with one of two toasts. That one and "Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women."

I think he also did the "Champaign for our real friends and real pain for our sham friends." one, once.
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03-12-2014, 06:56 AM
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I prefer a simple Shakespearean one...

Bottom's up

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