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03-12-2014, 09:34 AM
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To nipples! Because without them, breasts would be pointless.

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03-12-2014, 09:44 AM
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the title of this thread made me think of this






I Heart toast


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03-12-2014, 09:56 AM
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To flatulence... For it is a sad arse that does not rejoice.

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05-12-2014, 04:44 PM
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I'd like to make a traditional French toast!

So...does anyone have any bread, milk, eggs, butter....? Big Grin

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05-12-2014, 06:05 PM
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(05-12-2014 04:44 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  I'd like to make a traditional French toast!

So...does anyone have any bread, milk, eggs, butter....? Big Grin

Ooooooo, not even groan-worthy! Bangin

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07-12-2014, 02:19 AM
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From the makers of Surgeon Simulator 2013 comes...

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The beautiful story of one slice of bread's epic and emotional journey as it embarks upon a quest to become toasted. As you delve deeper and deeper into the story of 'I am Bread', you'll notice that things aren't quite what they seem....

http://www.bossastudios.com/games/i-am-bread/

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07-12-2014, 03:53 AM
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To Mag!

My future in-laws welcomed me to dinner for the first time with this obscene toast immediately after they did the whole Catholic grace 'in the name of the father' thingie. I thought that was so obtuse, I simply had to join this family! And no, I'm not Mag, she's simply the star of this toast, direct from Mindfuckistan:

"Here's to Mag the filthy hag,
the slippery, slimy slut
Where between her thighs green fungus lies
And worms crawl out her butt.

Before I mount those spindly legs
or suck those puss-filled tits,
I'll drink a gallon of monkey cum
And die of the grizzly shits."

Do please pardon my French.

~incrédulité~
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07-12-2014, 12:29 PM
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There once was a man from Nantucket..........

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The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination."
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08-12-2014, 10:17 AM
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Sorry; I got nothing funny.

Just thinking about making toast. Drinking Beverage

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08-12-2014, 12:06 PM
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Here's one of my own:

To those old drinking days
And the haze of it all
Which I'll never forget
Though I can't quite recall.
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