Funny Words I want to remember
Post Reply
 
Thread Rating:
  • 2 Votes - 4.5 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
26-03-2013, 02:58 PM
RE: Words I want to remember
(26-03-2013 02:32 PM)morondog Wrote:  Oh right Tongue I thought you were warning me that PleazyJeezy was a secret ninja assassin or something... I was so confused I forgot you yourself are a secret ninja assassin trained in the arts of porn-translation-do...
If I may quote Kipling, "You're a better man than I am..."... wait, that's not the one... how did it go... "If you can fill the unforgiving minute, with sixty seconds' worth of distance run"... nah, not that one either... ah, yeah, got it now:
"Twas the women, not the warriors, turned those stark enthusiasts pale.
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male."

And I'm trained in a lot more than that... like shooting for example Angel

"E se non passa la tristezza con altri occhi la guarderò."
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 1 user Likes Vera's post
26-03-2013, 03:20 PM
RE: Words I want to remember
(26-03-2013 12:52 PM)kim Wrote:  
Katiegal Wrote:Someone super glue Ego's nuts to something. Dodgy
Yee gads, no one wants to do that. Blink
I will be bathing in hand sanitizer now.
Ick
EEEW
Blegh
Erp
Gag

See here they are the bruises some were self-inflicted and some showed up along the way. - JF
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 1 user Likes Anjele's post
27-03-2013, 05:54 PM
RE: Words I want to remember
(26-03-2013 03:20 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(26-03-2013 12:52 PM)kim Wrote:  
Yee gads, no one wants to do that. Blink
I will be bathing in hand sanitizer now.
Ick
EEEW
Blegh
Erp
Gag

So then, it would be safe to assume you are not on board with my initial notion of gluing the nuts in question to your forehead?

Back to the drawing board.......

So many cats, so few good recipes.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
27-03-2013, 05:58 PM
RE: Words I want to remember
AAACK!!!!!

See here they are the bruises some were self-inflicted and some showed up along the way. - JF
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
29-03-2013, 08:18 AM
RE: Words I want to remember
rbmead1960 attempting to use a bible quote to say it correctly described the earth as a "sphere" by using the word "circle", if anyone knows what the fuck a circle is it ought to be me Tongue

(29-03-2013 12:15 AM)rbmead1960 Wrote:  why is a circle flat? Is a ball flat? Golf ball? Basketball? Football? Volleyball? But when God looks from heaven it could look very well flat.

I want to remember this one for the simple reason of reminding myself just how fucking looney tunes some people can be defending the indefensible

“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man’s reasoning powers are not above the monkey’s.”~Mark Twain
“Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.”~ Ambrose Bierce
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 2 users Like Full Circle's post
29-03-2013, 06:33 PM
RE: Words I want to remember
(29-03-2013 06:25 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Too many morons gave up Facebook for lent and now decide to troll atheist forums.

...morons gave up Facebook for lent....Laughat

“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man’s reasoning powers are not above the monkey’s.”~Mark Twain
“Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.”~ Ambrose Bierce
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
12-04-2013, 03:02 PM
RE: Words I want to remember
(12-04-2013 02:53 PM)morondog Wrote:  Just me being a dick. Unfortunately only a finite one.
Would like me to forward you the offer I keep getting from BigWilly? It's no use to me anyway. Infinity - several inches at a time. Drinking Beverage

"E se non passa la tristezza con altri occhi la guarderò."
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
12-04-2013, 03:28 PM
RE: Words I want to remember
(12-04-2013 03:02 PM)Vera Wrote:  It's no use to me anyway.

Really ? I suppose yours is big enough Tongue


Bechased
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
12-04-2013, 03:36 PM
RE: Words I want to remember
(12-04-2013 03:28 PM)morondog Wrote:  Really ? I suppose yours is big enough Tongue
It would have been. Which is why I never feel the urge to engage in measuring contests of any sort Drinking Beverage

"E se non passa la tristezza con altri occhi la guarderò."
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
15-04-2013, 04:03 PM
RE: Words I want to remember
Carlo_The_Bugsmasher_Driver Wrote:She's so full of shit she could pass for a KOA outhouse.

Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims.
Science is not a subject, but a method.
[Image: flagstiny%206.gif]
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 5 users Like Chas's post
Post Reply
Forum Jump: