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11-03-2010, 12:51 PM
 
Funny (and stupid) stories from the world...
Frying pan Jesus

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories...-22103791/
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11-03-2010, 01:03 PM
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It's a miracle!

All learning is quite useless if you haven't learned to question what you learn.
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11-03-2010, 01:09 PM
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Praise Jesus my brothers and sisters! The lord cometh to bless this holy bacon!!! Amen!!!!!!

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11-03-2010, 01:43 PM
 
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Anyone here a reader of ChristSightings? Pretty good stuff.
http://www.christsightings.com
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11-03-2010, 06:55 PM
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Why is it that any male face is Jesus, and a female face is the virgin Mary?

It will go for no less than $500 on E-bay.

I don't believe Jesus is the son of God until I see the long form birth certificate!
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11-03-2010, 07:53 PM
 
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(11-03-2010 06:55 PM)ashley.hunt60 Wrote:  Why is it that any male face is Jesus, and a female face is the virgin Mary?

It will go for no less than $500 on E-bay.

I'll buy it for the sole use of bashing theists over the head with it. "Feel the wrath of Jebus!" WHACK! Smile
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11-03-2010, 11:56 PM
 
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(11-03-2010 07:53 PM)supermanlives1973 Wrote:  
(11-03-2010 06:55 PM)ashley.hunt60 Wrote:  Why is it that any male face is Jesus, and a female face is the virgin Mary?

It will go for no less than $500 on E-bay.

I'll buy it for the sole use of bashing theists over the head with it. "Feel the wrath of Jebus!" WHACK! Smile

Supermanlives...Please now you quote the Simpson's? Next you will tell us Barney is proof of dinosaurs!
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12-03-2010, 05:33 AM
 
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(11-03-2010 11:56 PM)martinb59 Wrote:  
(11-03-2010 07:53 PM)supermanlives1973 Wrote:  
(11-03-2010 06:55 PM)ashley.hunt60 Wrote:  Why is it that any male face is Jesus, and a female face is the virgin Mary?

It will go for no less than $500 on E-bay.

I'll buy it for the sole use of bashing theists over the head with it. "Feel the wrath of Jebus!" WHACK! Smile

Supermanlives...Please now you quote the Simpson's? Next you will tell us Barney is proof of dinosaurs!

Sorry to disappoint you, martin. My quote above was original. If it happens to be from the Simpsons, then it is mere coincidence.
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12-03-2010, 12:18 PM
 
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I think he means the fact that you said "Jebus".
Here's what many believe was the first time homer said that: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Cl26POZGzA
However, "Jebus" does have a biblical meaning. It seems to be that according to the Hebrew Bible and The Book of Kings, Jebus was the name of Jerusalem before being conquered by Kind David.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Names_of_Jerusalem#Jebus

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(11-03-2010 11:56 PM)martinb59 Wrote:  Supermanlives...Please now you quote the Simpson's? Next you will tell us Barney is proof of dinosaurs!

Wait... so you don't believe dinosaurs existed either?
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13-03-2010, 12:11 PM
 
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This next video is stupid, not for the message it communicates, but for the pastor and evangelical featured in it with their hateful message about homosexuals.

Ashley, if you're reading this, the video is from ABC and it is about Uganda's bill about homosexuality. I wanted to bash my laptop when I watched it...

ABC Nightline: Preaching Hate in Uganda
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIXiNX71coc&feature=sub

I'd like to hear what martinb59 has to say about this as well.
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