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07-07-2012, 11:56 PM
Funny back and forth on christian forum
This may have gotten me banned. One of my best friends is a big atheist and he thought it was funny so maybe you guys will like it. I'm a baptist by the way I didn't intend this to be blasphemous I just thought it was odd and funny that this guy's first message to me would be sort of hostile and not "Christian like" as this guy was mad at me for claiming to be baptist. Sensing the hostility I had to semi- feign ignorance of who Crowley was.

  1. apocolypticremedy999


    Dude,
    what is with your screen name? That is a mockery to us as Christians
    here on this website and a disgrace to Christians as you claim to be
    one, even a Baptist. Aleister Crowley was an infamous Satanist who
    sacrificed innocent young children and practiced filthy and grotesque
    acts of Satan worship! How dare you come on here as an alleged christian
    under that name!? That is NOT funny!

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    Dear apocolypticremedy999,


    I'm sorry to offend you and all the other Christians on this forum with
    my supposedly, satanic name. I was not aware of this actual person who
    took my preferred alias and stigmatized it with "grotesque acts of
    Satanic worship". It was not my intention to mock you and if I had known
    this before hand we could've avoided this situation with me choosing a
    more blatantly Christian name such as JohnBaptistMan777 or
    StMichaelArchAngel (That's a cool one). I Have used the alias for a
    while now on many forums because of the relationship the syllables have
    between the two words, which makes the name flow well when read, so that
    it is more easily remembered. I will make it a point to change the
    stigma the other Mr. Crowley has given to my alias by being overtly
    pious and denouncing any hint of mockery I spot on the forums.


    I was just penning my intro when I saw your message. I'm about to
    explain in it that I am autistic and I have a tendency to offend and be
    misunderstood when my intentions are sometimes the exact opposite.


    It gets frustrating having your carefully placed words and thought
    interpreted in unexpected, usually negative, ways. I even added St
    before my name because I thought it was fitting to have for a Christian
    forum. St is short for Saint which is a holy/ virtuous Christian person.
    Perhaps some will interpret my name as being ironic or symbolic of the
    never ending feud between Satanists and Saints.


    My Apologies


StAleisterCrowley
  1. Your name is neat. I like it.

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08-07-2012, 01:02 AM
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Uh, what? Huh

Who said we wanted any Baptists around? Evil_monster

And what makes you think Crowley would want some Christian fucking with his name? Think that shit's funny? I got some funny for you, pal.

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08-07-2012, 01:23 AM
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Er, I didn't mean to offend you. I'm sorry? I'm not hear to preach to you or anything. Is it bad for me to be a member on your website because I claim to be Baptist?

Please show me your funny.
(08-07-2012 01:02 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Uh, what? Huh

Who said we wanted any Baptists around? Evil_monster

And what makes you think Crowley would want some Christian fucking with his name? Think that shit's funny? I got some funny for you, pal.

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08-07-2012, 07:31 AM
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Only thing I remember about Mr. Crowley is that it was a cool Ozzy song. Dude, you should lurk a while before posting stuff. You PM'ed me and I thought you were some spammer or something. I wasn't offended, I was just surprised by your lack of etiquette.
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08-07-2012, 07:48 AM
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(08-07-2012 01:23 AM)StAlesiterCrowley Wrote:  Er, I didn't mean to offend you. I'm sorry? I'm not hear to preach to you or anything. Is it bad for me to be a member on your website because I claim to be Baptist?

Please show me your funny.
Oh, don't worry about houseofcantor. He tends to be kind of crazy now and then. Just ignore him. Big Grin

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08-07-2012, 09:42 AM
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(08-07-2012 01:02 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Think that shit's funny? I got some funny for you, pal.
TTA seems to be the go-to place for those booted off their Christian sites. The only problem with a Baptist is they didn't hold 'em under long enough.

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09-07-2012, 12:46 PM
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I got booted off a Christian site for discussing the place over here. Even though most of their members managed to shed their paranoia and accepted that I was a legitimate member the powers that ran the place were convinced I was a spy sent over to ridicule them, they still won't let me back Dodgy.

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09-07-2012, 12:58 PM
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HouseofCantor is not crazy. He's the sanest person here. He's so sane he terrifies me.

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10-07-2012, 09:08 PM (This post was last modified: 10-07-2012 09:11 PM by GirlyMan.)
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(09-07-2012 12:58 PM)Smooshmonster Wrote:  HouseofCantor is not crazy. He's the sanest person here. He's so sane he terrifies me.

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10-07-2012, 09:37 PM
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(08-07-2012 09:42 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(08-07-2012 01:02 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Think that shit's funny? I got some funny for you, pal.
TTA seems to be the go-to place for those booted off their Christian sites. The only problem with a Baptist is they didn't hold 'em under long enough.

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