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12-03-2017, 03:42 PM
Funny 'god' story
My daughter is in girl scouts (I am a leader), and the pledge mentions god:

On my honor, I will try, to serve God and my country....etc.

So when we taught the girls the pledge, we informed them that they are free to say god, or stay silent during that part - their choice as not everyone believes in god.

Well, my daughter being the wise ass that she is (she gets it from me), started saying Blob. No coercion at all, this was her doing.

On my honor, I will try, to serve BLOB.

Now the other girls in our troop started saying it....so I had to stop them even though it is funny as hell.

Big Grin

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12-03-2017, 03:55 PM
RE: Funny 'god' story
Me. Blob. Obey!

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12-03-2017, 04:22 PM
RE: Funny 'god' story
(12-03-2017 03:55 PM)M. Linoge Wrote:  Me. Blob. Obey!

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> Wait! Isn't that Jabba the Hut?
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12-03-2017, 04:28 PM
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I love it!
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12-03-2017, 04:34 PM
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Still a better love story than the Bible.

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12-03-2017, 10:29 PM
RE: Funny 'god' story
Go with Blob.

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

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12-03-2017, 10:43 PM
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One nation under Blob.
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12-03-2017, 11:05 PM
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Blobdammit!

Check out my now-defunct atheism blog. It's just a blog, no ads, no revenue, no gods.
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12-03-2017, 11:05 PM
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In Blob We Trust

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13-03-2017, 09:17 AM
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That could make an interesting jamboree get-together if your troop says Blob and everyone else looks on in horror. Consider

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