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01-04-2016, 08:18 PM (This post was last modified: 02-04-2016 07:49 AM by ghostexorcist.)
Funny things at work...
What are some of the funniest things you've heard or seen at work? I'll start:

Yesterday, I stayed at a middle-aged client's house into the evening. While I was working in the dining room, these ladies, who were around his age, started lecturing him in the kitchen about how he should shave his head because his comb-over wasn't fooling anyone. Then they told him that he needed to go to the YMCA and loose some weight. Next, one of them said that a man his age should be ashamed of going to porn sites. Finally, one of them screamed, "Why are you so addicted to anus!"

Today, my photographer and I were looking through drawers and cabinets for items to place in the estate sale (we had permission of course). All of sudden I heard him scream, and when I looked over, he showed me a small duffle bag containing a strap-on dildo and a bottle of lube. He immediately threw it back into the cabinet and we stopped digging.

I think my client is into ass play.



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01-04-2016, 08:54 PM
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Work?

What the fuck's that?

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02-04-2016, 04:33 AM
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Funniest thing? A Chinese women who didn't speak a lick of English trying to ask me if we sold adult diapers.
How I managed to keep a straight professional face the entire time still eludes me to this day. The mimes that lady used...
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02-04-2016, 06:51 AM
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The funniest thing that happened to me at work was being made redundant. I laughed all the way to the dole office. Not. Confused

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02-04-2016, 07:46 AM
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During my time in sales, I tripped over a midget not once, but twice. The first time I was running out the door to catch a woman that had left her keys on the counter and didn't see the little man until it was too late. The second time I was walking out of the bathroom and fell right over top of the little man.
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03-04-2016, 03:44 AM
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I was doing a first aid refresher course last year with a lady I work with, she is really well turned out, quite classy actually.

When we got to the CPR section of the course and it was her turn, she did the loudest fart I have ever heard in my life, everyone in the room tried to ignore it apart from me, I was nearly crying laughing.
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03-04-2016, 08:46 AM
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a coworker and i had a secret language that was very simple. just reverse your vowels. the faster you can talk that way the funnier it is. we were hard up for entertainment, obviously.
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