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25-07-2013, 09:22 PM
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cts, thanks for the advice, BUUTTT, A.) It ain't deer season and B.) I don't have a license. There is probably something I could legally do killing wise, but I can't easily find the literature for it. Whatever.

@Stark, likewise. I piss outside more than I do inside....at night. During the day time my wienie would be pretty visible as my uncle's business is probably about 75 yards away from the end of my garden. Plus it is a family plot, so there may or may not be other aunts/uncles tending to their garden as well. Whatever the case, the deer don't seem to mind me, my piss, or my warning shots.

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25-07-2013, 09:26 PM
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Well, up here in Canada, it doesn't have to be deer season to shoot a nuisance animal on your property. I'd look into the laws up in them thar hills.

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25-07-2013, 09:36 PM
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(25-07-2013 09:22 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  During the day time my wienie would be pretty visible as my uncle's business is probably about 75 yards away from the end of my garden. Plus it is a family plot, so there may or may not be other aunts/uncles tending to their garden as well. Whatever the case, the deer don't seem to mind me, my piss, or my warning shots.

I doubt it's as visible as you would hope.

Speaking of which...don't be a dick and wound a fucking animal. Get a dog.

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25-07-2013, 09:38 PM
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Any parks around your area? Forest rangers? Local games commission? Would they have a clue? Or someone they could link you to?

Btw, you said butt. I'll take that as a good sign. Nighters.

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25-07-2013, 09:44 PM
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(25-07-2013 09:36 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(25-07-2013 09:22 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  During the day time my wienie would be pretty visible as my uncle's business is probably about 75 yards away from the end of my garden. Plus it is a family plot, so there may or may not be other aunts/uncles tending to their garden as well. Whatever the case, the deer don't seem to mind me, my piss, or my warning shots.

I doubt it's as visible as you would hope.

Speaking of which...don't be a dick and wound a fucking animal. Get a dog.

I ain't that pretty, I ain't rich, and I got a good lookin' wife. You do the math. Wink

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25-07-2013, 09:52 PM
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(25-07-2013 09:44 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  
(25-07-2013 09:36 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  I doubt it's as visible as you would hope.

Speaking of which...don't be a dick and wound a fucking animal. Get a dog.

I ain't that pretty, I ain't rich, and I got a good lookin' wife. You do the math. Wink

She's legally blind?
She's actually a lesbian so she can't tell the difference?
She got with you on a dare or lost a bet?

I could go on...


Just kidding.


No I'm not.


Well, I am just kidding about just kidding.


Or am I?

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25-07-2013, 11:34 PM
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can't you just, make a fence or something?

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26-07-2013, 12:05 AM
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(25-07-2013 11:34 PM)nach_in Wrote:  can't you just, make a fence or something?

Uhhh....no.

It would cost thousands of dollars. It is a pretty large garden, and deer have no problem jumping a standard sized fence. A 10 ft fence may suffice, but I don't the the cash for that kind of project.

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26-07-2013, 12:19 AM
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(26-07-2013 12:05 AM)Dark Light Wrote:  
(25-07-2013 11:34 PM)nach_in Wrote:  can't you just, make a fence or something?

Uhhh....no.

It would cost thousands of dollars. It is a pretty large garden, and deer have no problem jumping a standard sized fence. A 10 ft fence may suffice, but I don't the the cash for that kind of project.

I have no clue about deer, sound like hell spawn critters with cute faces... kill it, and dance a happy dance while you eat it's burned corpse Evil_monster

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26-07-2013, 12:51 AM
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They are generally non-violent, so I hate killing them, however I have seen video of the absolutely fucking people up. They can jump like a motherfucker though. They will jump fences that horses wouldn't dare try. I have a fenced in area that once held horses and goats. They jump in and out of there several times a week.

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