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13-02-2013, 01:17 PM
RE: Gay Dog (Weapons-Grade Facepalm)
(13-02-2013 12:51 PM)Dom Wrote:  Blooming idiots! Most horny dogs will mount anything - same sex dogs, cats, people's legs...
Also a dog will often mount another one to show dominance. They are not trying to copulate.

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13-02-2013, 01:21 PM
RE: Gay Dog (Weapons-Grade Facepalm)
I hopes the new owner shoots that damn queer dawg... ::spits::

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13-02-2013, 01:31 PM
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I still need my head, so I'm gonna opt out on a *behead-strength facepalm*.

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13-02-2013, 02:53 PM
RE: Gay Dog (Weapons-Grade Facepalm)
(13-02-2013 01:21 PM)Filox Wrote:  I hopes the new owner shoots that damn queer dawg... ::spits::
Me too, got-dingit. Gawd ain't meant for no queer dawg ta lie down with that der odder queer dawg. No sir. The Baable done said so i'self.

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13-02-2013, 02:59 PM
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Did you Know dogs hump for other reason then matting it is also a dominance thing.
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13-02-2013, 03:01 PM
RE: Gay Dog (Weapons-Grade Facepalm)
(13-02-2013 02:59 PM)pawprints1985 Wrote:  Did you Know dogs hump for other reason then matting it is also a dominance thing.
Yes, but the socially-backward redneck in the story either did not know this, or did not care - given that the animal made an effort to have some form of intercourse with another male. In his simple mind, this was enough to label the dog as "gay" and reject it as such.

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13-02-2013, 03:10 PM
RE: Gay Dog (Weapons-Grade Facepalm)
(13-02-2013 03:01 PM)Misanthropik Wrote:  
(13-02-2013 02:59 PM)pawprints1985 Wrote:  Did you Know dogs hump for other reason then matting it is also a dominance thing.
Yes, but the socially-backward redneck in the story either did not know this, or did not care - given that the animal made an effort to have some form of intercourse with another male. In his simple mind, this was enough to label the dog as "gay" and reject it as such.

That's just sad! And I'm sorry but that asshole should be prevented from owning a pet!


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13-02-2013, 03:28 PM
RE: Gay Dog (Weapons-Grade Facepalm)
(13-02-2013 03:10 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(13-02-2013 03:01 PM)Misanthropik Wrote:  Yes, but the socially-backward redneck in the story either did not know this, or did not care - given that the animal made an effort to have some form of intercourse with another male. In his simple mind, this was enough to label the dog as "gay" and reject it as such.

That's just sad! And I'm sorry but that asshole should be prevented from owning a pet!

It's just flooring how his homophobia can extend so far that he'd reject the presence of his dog in order to be away from it.

I mean.....what do you even say to that? I still have no words.

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13-02-2013, 05:34 PM
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That was a hilarious story, I lawled the whole time I read it, thanks for sharing. Tennessee, represent!

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13-02-2013, 07:23 PM (This post was last modified: 13-02-2013 07:27 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: Gay Dog (Weapons-Grade Facepalm)
(13-02-2013 01:17 PM)Carlo_The_Bugsmasher_Driver Wrote:  
(13-02-2013 12:51 PM)Dom Wrote:  Blooming idiots! Most horny dogs will mount anything - same sex dogs, cats, people's legs...
Also a dog will often mount another one to show dominance. They are not trying to copulate.

Yup. My wife the dog trainer says it's never about sex unless there's a bitch in heat around. It's always about pecking order in the pack otherwise.

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