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25-10-2012, 01:13 AM
Generic conspiracy theory humor
Rules: In pointy brackets, place <a generic version of what you would say> at this point in the conversation. Wild cards only. Shoot for the lols. I'll start.

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<Recollection of well-known news event>

<Accusation that "official" version of event is inaccurate.>

<Assertion of malice by Shadowy Agency, possibly The Government, in putting forth alleged inaccuracies.>

<Assertion of The Truth of said event>

<Accusation that Shadowy Agency has covered up The Truth, and largely succeeded, save for fragmentary evidence not provided.>

<Demand that audience of this post opens its eyes and gets angry.>

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Generic conspiracy theory humor - Reltzik - 25-10-2012 01:13 AM
RE: Generic conspiracy theory humor - DLJ - 25-10-2012, 06:37 AM
RE: Generic conspiracy theory humor - Chas - 25-10-2012, 07:10 AM
Generic conspiracy theory humor - Erxomai - 25-10-2012, 08:57 AM
Generic conspiracy theory humor - Erxomai - 25-10-2012, 09:58 PM
Generic conspiracy theory humor - Erxomai - 26-10-2012, 09:57 AM
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