Generic conspiracy theory humor
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25-10-2012, 01:13 AM
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Generic conspiracy theory humor
Rules: In pointy brackets, place <a generic version of what you would say> at this point in the conversation. Wild cards only. Shoot for the lols. I'll start.
============================== <Recollection of well-known news event> <Accusation that "official" version of event is inaccurate.> <Assertion of malice by Shadowy Agency, possibly The Government, in putting forth alleged inaccuracies.> <Assertion of The Truth of said event> <Accusation that Shadowy Agency has covered up The Truth, and largely succeeded, save for fragmentary evidence not provided.> <Demand that audience of this post opens its eyes and gets angry.> I am an antipistevist. That's like an antipastovist, only with epistemic responsibility instead of bruschetta. |
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25-10-2012, 06:32 AM
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RE: Generic conspiracy theory humor
I don't get it
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25-10-2012, 06:37 AM
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RE: Generic conspiracy theory humor
I'm with Nach_in.
Are you referring to something happening on another thread? If so, please give us a link. Cheers. |
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25-10-2012, 07:10 AM
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RE: Generic conspiracy theory humor
(25-10-2012 01:13 AM)Reltzik Wrote: Rules: In pointy brackets, place <a generic version of what you would say> at this point in the conversation. Wild cards only. Shoot for the lols. I'll start. <Spew invective at most recent denier> Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims. Science is not a subject, but a method. ![]() |
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25-10-2012, 08:38 AM
(This post was last modified: 25-10-2012 08:41 AM by Reltzik.)
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RE: Generic conspiracy theory humor
<Assurance that it all makes sense if you just look at it closely and stop believing the Shadowy Agency.>
<Liberal usage of the word "sheeple".> (25-10-2012 06:32 AM)nach_in Wrote: I don't get it Seriously, no actual event. Just a parody of conspiracy discussion threads. Think of it like a reverse mad-libs. Instead of filling in the category with something, you are taking what would normally be said, like "Homeland Security killed Kennedy with a third gunman!!!", and replacing it with a generic category, like <Assertion of thesis, supported entirely by ! marks>. I am an antipistevist. That's like an antipastovist, only with epistemic responsibility instead of bruschetta. |
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25-10-2012, 08:57 AM
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Generic conspiracy theory humor
<Create an account that gets banned for spamming when warned not to>
<Create sock puppet accounts and name them things like Bishadi, ArcticSage, I&I, The Theist, mysticjbird, or even Bemore> It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness ![]() ~Izel |
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25-10-2012, 09:44 PM
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RE: Generic conspiracy theory humor
<Accuse the poster of being a previous Conspiracy poster in disguise>
<Assert neither assumption is truthful since it's all asinine assumptions> <Be accused of placating The Jesus lovers> <Get furious anger bursts all posts are turned into general assumptions> <Begin to see the absurd, and troll the posts ![]() "Allow there to be a spectrum in all that you see" - Neil Degrasse Tyson |
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25-10-2012, 09:58 PM
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Generic conspiracy theory humor
<Start small by asking innocuous seeming questions. Did you know the US supported the mujahideen during the soviet occupation. >
<Once a sucker is hooked find a website that says George Bush paid the Taliban to attack America. > <When you meet resistance, call naysayers good patriotic Americans who only watch Fox News and are deceived by the lies of the shadow government.> <Include a quote from Eisenhower about the Industrial Military Complex.> <Remind everyone that the CIA set up Margaret Thatcher to power. Point out if the Falklands had not been taken, the soviets would've placed missiles in Jamaica. > <Be sure to reiterate ad nauseaum the mainstream media is tricking us to believe whatever they show us. > <If it hasn't been done in the past three comments, be sure to blame the US for everything bad that has ever happened in the world, going back to the first crusades> <End every rant with: Soylent Green! It's people! It's people.......> It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness ![]() ~Izel |
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26-10-2012, 09:48 AM
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RE: Generic conspiracy theory humor
<Provide links to pictorial evidence, and breezily assert that it proves the thesis beyond any reasonable doubt.>
<Accuse remaining doubters of being unreasonable.> I am an antipistevist. That's like an antipastovist, only with epistemic responsibility instead of bruschetta. |
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26-10-2012, 09:57 AM
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Generic conspiracy theory humor
(26-10-2012 09:48 AM)Reltzik Wrote: <Provide links to pictorial evidence, and breezily assert that it proves the thesis beyond any reasonable doubt.> <That link proves there really IS a conspiracy!> It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness ![]() ~Izel |
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