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11-10-2017, 04:56 PM
Genesis - The Movie
Our friends the creationists have produced a new movie about Genesis which is scheduled to open in November. But the trailer is out now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzGfKu6_loI

You have to check this out. It is so bad it is like it was made by retarded sixth graders.
I suspect this grade Z garbage will tank at the box office and will be a low water mark for creationist propaganda. Oh yeah, and parts of it are supposed filmed in 3-D. With plastic toy dinosaurs. I guarantee you you will laugh out loud at this pathetic effort.

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11-10-2017, 05:00 PM
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Why am I getting an XTC video from your link?
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11-10-2017, 05:14 PM
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(11-10-2017 04:56 PM)Cheerful Charlie Wrote:  Our friends the creationists have produced a new movie about Genesis which is scheduled to open in November. But the trailer is out now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzGfKu6_loI

You have to check this out. It is so bad it is like it was made by retarded sixth graders.
I suspect this grade Z garbage will tank at the box office and will be a low water mark for creationist propaganda. Oh yeah, and parts of it are supposed filmed in 3-D. With plastic toy dinosaurs. I guarantee you you will laugh out loud at this pathetic effort.

It's probably made for the church basement cinemas. Hobo
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11-10-2017, 06:02 PM
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XTC video here too. Eric Hovind never replied to my tweet asking him if this was a one night event or not, because his distributor is Fathom Events. Fathom tends to do special event rentals of individual theater screens, like when an old classic comes back to theaters for a few days on an anniversary.

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11-10-2017, 06:17 PM
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(11-10-2017 05:00 PM)pablo Wrote:  Why am I getting an XTC video from your link?

It's better than the genesis trailer anyway

the real link

an even realer link

and a longer version

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11-10-2017, 06:54 PM
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He's making a movie about Phil Collins? Tongue

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12-10-2017, 08:55 AM
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The sad thing is there is so much in Genesis which would make a great film. Christian mythology is very rich, and with the right writer and director a quality adaptation of certain stories could be done. But no, that won't happen because it would require changing things and we can't have that.
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12-10-2017, 09:05 AM
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How would you portray go in a Genesis movie? As man/women/being? Or just a voice?

Personally I would love a person, and a montage of them building the universe in 7 days, except it looks a lot an ordinary man builing a house or something. Lots of tools, shots of him wearing a hardhat, close ups of them sawing away etc. Laugh out load

Can we make an Atheist version of this? Like "Atheism Presents: Genesis" And have all the stupid shit from the bible acted out with the bible quotes on the screen to proove it? I'm in for it Big Grin

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12-10-2017, 09:39 AM
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Well the book portrays god as a magical immortal human, so I'd go with that. Maybe in the vein of the new clash of the titans thing. Although when I read it he's not quite that shiny.
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12-10-2017, 09:50 AM
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I wonder how they will handle the 2 intertwined versions? Consider

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