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08-10-2015, 04:05 AM
Get ready for Bring Your Bible To School Day
It might be a good opportunity for these kids to find out about verses they were not previously familiar with.

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08-10-2015, 04:49 AM
RE: Get ready for Bring Your Bible To School Day
Oh, you mean the day meant to protest their inability to...

Wait...

Take their own Bibles to school?

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08-10-2015, 06:10 AM
RE: Get ready for Bring Your Bible To School Day
The kids would be far wiser and better off to carry a condom rather than a bible.

No war has ever been waged over a condom.

A bible is simply to keep control over the reader.

A condom gives the user a fair degree of control over themselves.


Dump the bible.

Buy condoms.


You'll be fucking glad you did.

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08-10-2015, 01:00 PM
RE: Get ready for Bring Your Bible To School Day
Many of us who live in Colorado Springs in the shadow of Focus on the Family, the instigator of this nefarious plot, have come to refer to that organization as, "Fuck us in the Fanny."
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08-10-2015, 01:37 PM
RE: Get ready for Bring Your Bible To School Day
I would be sending my kids to school with the "Awkward Moments Children's Bible"

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08-10-2015, 09:22 PM
RE: Get ready for Bring Your Bible To School Day
^ LOL!
They told Jesus


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08-10-2015, 09:39 PM
RE: Get ready for Bring Your Bible To School Day
(08-10-2015 06:10 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  The kids would be far wiser and better off to carry a condom rather than a bible.

No war has ever been waged over a condom.

A bible is simply to keep control over the reader.

A condom gives the user a fair degree of control over themselves.


Dump the bible.

Buy condoms.


You'll be fucking glad you did.

Actually, cut the centers out of a surprisingly small number of pages and the Bible makes a good place for storing condoms. Especially if you're trying to hide them from parents who never open the thing, or who do open it but avoid certain books.
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08-10-2015, 10:01 PM
RE: Get ready for Bring Your Bible To School Day
yes, God was going to do SOO much with the event. I'm sure he did so much

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09-10-2015, 05:49 AM
RE: Get ready for Bring Your Bible To School Day
(08-10-2015 09:39 PM)Reltzik Wrote:  
(08-10-2015 06:10 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  The kids would be far wiser and better off to carry a condom rather than a bible.

No war has ever been waged over a condom.

A bible is simply to keep control over the reader.

A condom gives the user a fair degree of control over themselves.


Dump the bible.

Buy condoms.


You'll be fucking glad you did.

Actually, cut the centers out of a surprisingly small number of pages and the Bible makes a good place for storing condoms. Especially if you're trying to hide them from parents who never open the thing, or who do open it but avoid certain books.

It's not always a bad thing for your parents to find your condom stash...

Mom found mine right after I turned 16.... (Left one in my shirt pocket - and mom went through my pockets before running the washer)

Scene --

Mom: I KNOW what you're up to -- (waves condom in my face) -- and I don't want you fucking (first time I heard her say THAT word) that girl!!!

Me: Whatever mom -- you want me to use a rubber or not???

Mom: (tosses condom at me, walks away pissed).

...

There -- THAT discussion's outta the way..

Smile

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09-10-2015, 07:00 AM
RE: Get ready for Bring Your Bible To School Day
(09-10-2015 05:49 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  
(08-10-2015 09:39 PM)Reltzik Wrote:  Actually, cut the centers out of a surprisingly small number of pages and the Bible makes a good place for storing condoms. Especially if you're trying to hide them from parents who never open the thing, or who do open it but avoid certain books.

It's not always a bad thing for your parents to find your condom stash...

Mom found mine right after I turned 16.... (Left one in my shirt pocket - and mom went through my pockets before running the washer)

Scene --

Mom: I KNOW what you're up to -- (waves condom in my face) -- and I don't want you fucking (first time I heard her say THAT word) that girl!!!

Me: Whatever mom -- you want me to use a rubber or not???

Mom: (tosses condom at me, walks away pissed).

...

There -- THAT discussion's outta the way..

Smile

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