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12-03-2015, 03:33 PM (This post was last modified: 12-03-2015 04:09 PM by Tartarus Sauce.)
Get to know Tarty
Greetings ladies, gents, and shape-shifting reptilians.

As some of the more observant of you already know, I haven't been terribly active over the past several months. I'll cover about why in a later post, exciting stuff has been going down.

Now I've noticed several new faces have cropped up during this time who have seemingly decided, and I might add rather foolishly so, that this looked like a good place to set up shop. Well I've never been particularly good at formally introducing myself to nublings in the introduction section and several of you are already past the stage of needing such a platitude ridden meet-n-greet. I also realize some of our long standing members are prone to early-onset dementia as the plethora of "yabut who are you" lines of inquiries plastered throughout the forum are testament to.

So if you are a relatively new member who's main source of knowledge about me is the scary stories and legends told around the forum campfire, a recently registered noob with no idea of who I am or why my picture is of a derpy cat, a regular suffering from Alzheimer's or amnesia or your name is DLJ, or a longstanding veteran of the forum who has always had burning questions you've wanted to share with me like a bad case of herpes, this is the place to have all your questions about Tarty answered.

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12-03-2015, 03:39 PM
RE: Get to know Tarty
Please sir ... I have a question ...

Whom checks your grammar?

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12-03-2015, 03:42 PM
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How many cats do you have?

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12-03-2015, 03:42 PM
RE: Get to know Tarty
(12-03-2015 03:39 PM)DLJ Wrote:  Please sir ... I have a question ...

Whom checks your grammar?

Tongue

Your daddy.

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12-03-2015, 03:43 PM
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Is it true that cats have nine lives?

What kind of catnip do you prefer?

Why haven't you been active lately? Have you found an irresistable alley cat?

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12-03-2015, 03:44 PM
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Oh, and one more question, is it true that once you go cat you never go back?

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12-03-2015, 03:45 PM
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(12-03-2015 03:42 PM)Dom Wrote:  How many cats do you have?

Two, had three until last summer when the eldest was put down.

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12-03-2015, 03:59 PM
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yabut, who are you?
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12-03-2015, 04:01 PM
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(12-03-2015 03:45 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  
(12-03-2015 03:42 PM)Dom Wrote:  How many cats do you have?

Two, had three until last summer when the eldest was put down.

Well, I guess you are too young to be a proper crazy cat man. Tongue

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12-03-2015, 04:04 PM
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(12-03-2015 03:43 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  Is it true that cats have nine lives?

I'm pretty sure I'm on life 60 something by now.

Quote:What kind of catnip do you prefer?

Cloudy With a Chance of Napalm has a real mean kick to it.

Quote:Why haven't you been active lately? Have you found an irresistable alley cat?

As I said, I'll cover that later on a different thread.

Quote:Oh, and one more question, is it true that once you go cat you never go back?

This may sound like blasphemy and completely shatter the conception most of you have of me, but I'm not actually sexually attracted to cats. I keep my pussies separate, in fact if you pointed a gun to my head and demanded I give up either cats or women, I'd ditch cats before forsaking ladyfolk.

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