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12-03-2015, 04:34 PM
RE: Get to know Tarty
Does cat taste like chicken?

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12-03-2015, 04:35 PM
RE: Get to know Tarty
(12-03-2015 04:20 PM)unfogged Wrote:  
(12-03-2015 04:06 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  You're a nub dumpling, that means you feed me cake.

So I'm that guy you fetch cake for.

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I do approve of you good sir. Most appreciated.

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12-03-2015, 04:35 PM
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(12-03-2015 04:27 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  What's your favorite ring pop flavor? I know no much you love those Angel

Probably ass.

Oops I'm probably not supposed to say.


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12-03-2015, 04:36 PM
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(12-03-2015 04:34 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Does cat taste like chicken?

You'll be tasting like chicken by the time I'm done with you, fatboy. Angry

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12-03-2015, 04:39 PM
RE: Get to know Tarty
(12-03-2015 04:36 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  
(12-03-2015 04:34 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Does cat taste like chicken?

You'll be tasting like chicken by the time I'm done with you, fatboy. Angry

I'm disappointed.

You couid have said it tastes like pussy. Dodgy

Hmm does pussy taste anything like chicken


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12-03-2015, 04:41 PM
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(12-03-2015 04:39 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(12-03-2015 04:36 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  You'll be tasting like chicken by the time I'm done with you, fatboy. Angry

I'm disappointed.

You couid have said it tastes like pussy. Dodgy

Hmm does pussy taste anything like chicken

No, not in the slightest.

Unless you marinate it juuuuuust right.

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12-03-2015, 04:50 PM
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:Insert old-timy newscaster voice here:
Sir, how do you respond to allegations that your avatar is a mutant and therefore unfit for competition?

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12-03-2015, 04:59 PM
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(12-03-2015 04:50 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  :Insert old-timy newscaster voice here:
Sir, how do you respond to allegations that your avatar is a mutant and therefore unfit for competition?

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12-03-2015, 05:36 PM (This post was last modified: 12-03-2015 06:00 PM by TheGulegon.)
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Ain't got no questions! Just a perfect gif. Cool

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No need to thank me! Drinking Beverage
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12-03-2015, 06:59 PM
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(12-03-2015 05:36 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  Ain't got no questions! Just a perfect gif. Cool

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No need to thank me! Drinking Beverage
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If there is such a thing as heaven, I think I just found what it consists of. Jesus Christ everything in that gif is perfectly beautiful; the cat, the women, the ass.

*swooning*

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