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12-03-2015, 07:08 PM
RE: Get to know Tarty
Two questions:

1) How has the cat in your gif not exploded yet?

2) Do you know anything about me?

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12-03-2015, 08:52 PM (This post was last modified: 12-03-2015 08:57 PM by Tartarus Sauce.)
RE: Get to know Tarty
(12-03-2015 07:08 PM)WillHopp Wrote:  Two questions:

1) How has the cat in your gif not exploded yet?



KITTY! (If you don't understand that response...well too bad Tongue)
Quote:2) Do you know anything about me?

You make excellent posts. You also are a competing pancake house chain that IHOP has been locked in a bitter feud with for several years.

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12-03-2015, 08:53 PM
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(12-03-2015 04:04 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  This may sound like blasphemy and completely shatter the conception most of you have of me, but I'm not actually sexually attracted to cats. I keep my pussies separate, in fact if you pointed a gun to my head and demanded I give up either cats or women, I'd ditch cats before forsaking ladyfolk.

It's all been a lie. Facepalm I am disappoint. Weeping

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12-03-2015, 09:50 PM
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(12-03-2015 08:52 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  KITTY! (If you don't understand that response...well too bad Tongue)

That's all i see when I see a post of yours. Really it takes great concentration to read words...because I only really look at the
KITTY.


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And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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12-03-2015, 10:42 PM
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(12-03-2015 08:52 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  
(12-03-2015 07:08 PM)WillHopp Wrote:  Two questions:

1) How has the cat in your gif not exploded yet?



KITTY! (If you don't understand that response...well too bad Tongue)
Quote:2) Do you know anything about me?

You make excellent posts. You also are a competing pancake house chain that IHOP has been locked in a bitter feud with for several years.

Spot on.

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13-03-2015, 05:17 AM
RE: Get to know Tarty
Bwahahahhaa Tartorz!

I have no questions but this is my favorite thread Tongue

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13-03-2015, 05:30 AM
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(12-03-2015 03:33 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  Greetings ladies, gents, and shape-shifting reptilians.

Thanks for including me in a unique category but... I'm not a reptilian. Wink

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13-03-2015, 07:04 AM
RE: Get to know Tarty
Sheesh, way to slut it up there, Tart... Oh wait, you don't mean to get to know you in the biblical sense...Tongue


Curious minds want to know, have you researched Auburn Vet, yet? You'd look fanfuckingtastic in orange and blue, and I need a place to stay for free for the football games. Not to mention, Auburn girls are quite lovely. Pro tip: you find the pussy down South. Angel

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13-03-2015, 09:28 AM
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(13-03-2015 07:04 AM)Nurse Wrote:  Sheesh, way to slut it up there, Tart... Oh wait, you don't mean to get to know you in the biblical sense...Tongue


Curious minds want to know, have you researched Auburn Vet, yet? You'd look fanfuckingtastic in orange and blue, and I need a place to stay for free for the football games. Not to mention, Auburn girls are quite lovely. Pro tip: you find the pussy down South. Angel


I don't know who this cat guy is, but I can only assume you're recommending Auburn based on his apparent affinity and experience with bestiality?

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13-03-2015, 10:04 AM (This post was last modified: 13-03-2015 10:08 AM by Tartarus Sauce.)
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(13-03-2015 09:28 AM)eminart Wrote:  
(13-03-2015 07:04 AM)Nurse Wrote:  Sheesh, way to slut it up there, Tart... Oh wait, you don't mean to get to know you in the biblical sense...Tongue


Curious minds want to know, have you researched Auburn Vet, yet? You'd look fanfuckingtastic in orange and blue, and I need a place to stay for free for the football games. Not to mention, Auburn girls are quite lovely. Pro tip: you find the pussy down South. Angel


I don't know who this cat guy is, but I can only assume you're recommending Auburn based on his apparent affinity and experience with bestiality?

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Hey now, don't refer to Nurse as a beast, that's rude. She's a fine-ass lass.
(13-03-2015 07:04 AM)Nurse Wrote:  Sheesh, way to slut it up there, Tart... Oh wait, you don't mean to get to know you in the biblical sense...Tongue


Curious minds want to know, have you researched Auburn Vet, yet? You'd look fanfuckingtastic in orange and blue, and I need a place to stay for free for the football games. Not to mention, Auburn girls are quite lovely. Pro tip: you find the pussy down South. Angel

You know damn well I'm open to anybody offering to get to know me in the biblical sense.

....and no I haven't reasearched it yet.

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