Get your Jesus shot from Dr. Mike
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06-03-2014, 06:55 AM
RE: Get your Jesus shot from Dr. Mike
I just heard about this on the radio. It's so weird. What cracks me up is that people would think that this one local doctor figured out how to cure all pain, and no one else has, and no one has marketed it all over the world.
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06-03-2014, 07:38 AM
RE: Get your Jesus shot from Dr. Mike
(06-03-2014 06:55 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  I just heard about this on the radio. It's so weird. What cracks me up is that people would think that this one local doctor figured out how to cure all pain, and no one else has, and no one has marketed it all over the world.

That's an easy one.

IT'S BECAUSE BIG PHARMA IS PERSECUTING THIS INDEPENDENT RESEARCHER AND THE FDA IS COMPLICIT. ALSO, BECAUSE IT'S CALLED A "JESUS SHOT" TEH ATHEISTS DENY THAT IT EXISTS AND WANT PEOPLE TO SUFFER BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO MORALS AND EAT BABIES!1!!!

There, did that answer your question?

(I think I've been spending too much time debating people on the internet)

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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06-03-2014, 07:43 AM
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I don't feel bad for people who fall for this. Just like how I don't feel bad for people who walk into closed doors face first.

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06-03-2014, 07:51 AM
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I totally believe this guy. In fact I suggest everyone who goes to get this shot from him tests his truthfulness by kicking him really hard in the groin. Surely, he will stand stone faced, showing off the awesome power of the Jesus shot! Angel
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06-03-2014, 07:54 AM
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Wow, this is great.... now the dimwits dont even have to drink the Kool-aid. Dodgy

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