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02-03-2012, 08:34 AM
RE: Getting all pensive
Three drinks is my limit......after that I turn into a nasty, evil and violent person. Im worse than this guy......

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02-03-2012, 08:53 AM
RE: Getting all pensive
(02-03-2012 07:16 AM)FSM_scot Wrote:  The little bastard was sleeping at the time this was posted. And its big bastard, you English wanker! Tongue

Unless you're taller than 6"2 then it's little bastard. And could you do me a favour and start losing your hair? I watched a Mr. Deity episode last night where Mr. Deity refers to Larry as a 'balding little bastard'. I really wanna use that phrase Big Grin.

FSM_scot Wrote:How bad is it that the Englishman is drunk more often than the Scotsman. Big Grin So much for living up to stereotypes.

Rephrase that as 'How bad is it that the Englishman can handle his booze better than the Scotsman'. Now it's your turn to be a disgrace to your nation Big Grin.

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Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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02-03-2012, 09:25 AM
RE: Getting all pensive
I've gotten drunk once, under-aged naughty naughty yeah yeah whatever, but it didn't end very well.
I told everyone things about me that I wasn't even aware of.
Woke up in the morning, in my friend's front yard, covered in rain water.
FML.
Never again.
Drink responsibly, hun.

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02-03-2012, 10:10 AM
RE: Getting all pensive
(02-03-2012 08:53 AM)Hughsie Wrote:  Unless you're taller than 6"2 then it's little bastard. And could you do me a favour and start losing your hair? I watched a Mr. Deity episode last night where Mr. Deity refers to Larry as a 'balding little bastard'. I really wanna use that phrase Big Grin.

Who said i was refering to my height Angel
(02-03-2012 08:53 AM)Hughsie Wrote:  Rephrase that as 'How bad is it that the Englishman can handle his booze better than the Scotsman'. Now it's your turn to be a disgrace to your nation Big Grin.

You may drink more often than i do, but i am still Scottish with some Irish thrown in and i can drink you under the table, and still walk away in a zig zag type direction.

Isn't Cheshire renowned for its lanky lightweight men? Tongue
Cheshire, where the men are men and so are the women Big Grin
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02-03-2012, 11:00 AM
RE: Getting all pensive
Point goes to Scotty. Hughsie is too hungover to give a clever retort.

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02-03-2012, 12:05 PM (This post was last modified: 02-03-2012 12:19 PM by Hughsie.)
RE: Getting all pensive
(02-03-2012 10:10 AM)FSM_scot Wrote:  Who said i was refering to my height Angel

Which translates to 'I'm not even close to 6"2 Sad'

Big Grin

FSM_scot Wrote:You may drink more often than i do, but i am still Scottish with some Irish thrown in and i can drink you under the table, and still walk away in a zig zag type direction.

I'll believe you can drink me under the table when I see it.

FSM_scot Wrote:Isn't Cheshire renowned for its lanky lightweight men? Tongue
Cheshire, where the men are men and so are the women Big Grin

Hmm, Cheshire vs Scotland. I think you've picked a losing battle there mate. Hell vs Scotland would be a close match up so Cheshire vs Scotland's a walk over.


(02-03-2012 09:25 AM)xLegendofLink096x Wrote:  I've gotten drunk once, under-aged naughty naughty yeah yeah whatever, but it didn't end very well.
I told everyone things about me that I wasn't even aware of.
Woke up in the morning, in my friend's front yard, covered in rain water.
FML.
Never again.
Drink responsibly, hun.

First time I got drunk I was 14 and drunk nearly a litre of whiskey and some vodka in the space of about an hour and a half. My parents came home to find me passed out and I ended up spending the night in hospital. I was still drunk when I was discharged at 4 the next afternoon.

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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
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Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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02-03-2012, 04:16 PM
RE: Getting all pensive
(02-03-2012 12:05 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  Which translates to 'I'm not even close to 6"2 Sad'

Big Grin
Im 5'10" so im above average.

But i suppose if you are 6'2", then even if i were to drink you under the table, most of you would still be above it Tongue

(02-03-2012 12:05 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  I'll believe you can drink me under the table when I see it.
Hmm, Cheshire vs Scotland. I think you've picked a losing battle there mate. Hell vs Scotland would be a close match up so Cheshire vs Scotland's a walk over.
Should it not be Cheshire vs Glasgow instead of vs an entire country.

If you are ever in my neck of the woods then we need to go for drinks to settle this.

National pride is at stake! Big Grin
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02-03-2012, 04:30 PM
RE: Getting all pensive
(02-03-2012 09:25 AM)xLegendofLink096x Wrote:  I've gotten drunk once, under-aged naughty naughty yeah yeah whatever, but it didn't end very well.
I told everyone things about me that I wasn't even aware of.
Woke up in the morning, in my friend's front yard, covered in rain water.
FML.
Never again.
Drink responsibly, hun.

I got drunk my first time at 16. Vodka shots and beer from beer pong. And since I had lied to my dad so I could spend the night "at a friends house", which was obviously a party, I felt so guilty... which was magnified by the alcohol. I had a good friend there who took care of me, but wow... that was horrid.

I said never again then also. Undecided

Only been that drunk twice in the 15 years since... holy crap, I just realized it's been 15 years since then. Confused

I need a drink.

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02-03-2012, 05:13 PM
RE: Getting all pensive
(02-03-2012 04:16 PM)FSM_scot Wrote:  Should it not be Cheshire vs Glasgow instead of vs an entire country.

OK then if you insist. Just re-read my last post and substitute 'Scotland' for 'Glasgow'.

Big Grin

FSM_scot Wrote:If you are ever in my neck of the woods then we need to go for drinks to settle this.

National pride is at stake! Big Grin

Will do. And if you ever find yourself round here then let me know. The battle would be EPIC!

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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
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Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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02-03-2012, 08:30 PM (This post was last modified: 02-03-2012 08:49 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: Getting all pensive
(02-03-2012 07:19 AM)Logisch Wrote:  The thing that sucks is that I can type pretty well even when impaired by alcohol.

That's not scary. What's scary is when you can think pretty well when "impaired" by alcohol. I can count my sober posts here on one hand.

(02-03-2012 12:05 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  
FSM_scot Wrote:You may drink more often than i do, but i am still Scottish with some Irish thrown in and i can drink you under the table, and still walk away in a zig zag type direction.

I'll believe you can drink me under the table when I see it.

Unless you guys can drink a litre of 80 proof by yourself in a single sitting and wake up and go to work the next day, you should probably just shut the fuck up.

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