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24-04-2013, 11:06 PM
RE: Give me 3 good reasons why I should like you.
I've got that fucking kookaburra song in my head now. Angry

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24-04-2013, 11:06 PM
RE: Give me 3 good reasons why I should like you.
(24-04-2013 11:03 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  
(24-04-2013 10:51 PM)bbeljefe Wrote:  No. That's tourette syndrome, dumbass. You're the reason we can't have anything nice around here.

Holy shit, talk about a mood swing! That's evidence of amnesia.

I know, right? The fuckin nerve of that guy...

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24-04-2013, 11:19 PM
RE: Give me 3 good reasons why I should like you.
godfuckingdamn that Heathen fuck. Dodgy

I heard it was
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Laugh, Kookaburra! Laugh, Kookaburra!
How gay your life must be.
...
So, the Kookaburra is gay Consider doesn't really explain what the fuck he's laughing about.

I like the sound the Kookaburra makes.

Fuck. Now I can't stop thinking about fucking Kookaburras. Fuck. Dodgy

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24-04-2013, 11:52 PM
RE: Give me 3 good reasons why I should like you.
They aren't that interesting.....

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25-04-2013, 12:12 AM
RE: Give me 3 good reasons why I should like you.
1. We share similar tastes in music

2. I have a beard (finally)

3. I never bad-mouth your mother
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25-04-2013, 12:30 AM
RE: Give me 3 good reasons why I should like you.
(24-04-2013 11:19 PM)kim Wrote:  godfuckingdamn that Heathen fuck. Dodgy

I heard it was
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Laugh, Kookaburra! Laugh, Kookaburra!
How gay your life must be.
...
So, the Kookaburra is gay Consider doesn't really explain what the fuck he's laughing about.

I like the sound the Kookaburra makes.

Fuck. Now I can't stop thinking about fucking Kookaburras. Fuck. Dodgy

That's how I've always heard it too.

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

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25-04-2013, 01:16 AM
RE: Give me 3 good reasons why I should like you.
Can't think of three things...only one and everyone probably already knows that.


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25-04-2013, 03:49 AM
RE: Give me 3 good reasons why I should like you.
1. I'm an atheist

2. I love animals. Including the tasty ones.

3. I never litter.

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25-04-2013, 04:43 AM
RE: Give me 3 good reasons why I should like you.
1. I'm German.

2. I'm efficient (merely a rewording of 1., I know)

3. Did I mention that I'm German?

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25-04-2013, 05:51 AM
RE: Give me 3 good reasons why I should like you.
(25-04-2013 04:43 AM)Vosur Wrote:  1. I'm German.

2. I'm efficient (merely a rewording of 1., I know)

3. Did I mention that I'm German?

True German would know that 3 statements of the same thing are highly redundant. While it gets your point across with maximum reliability, it compromises on efficiency. You must have some Irish in your ancestry.
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