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25-04-2013, 04:54 PM
RE: Give me 3 good reasons why I should like you.
(25-04-2013 04:50 PM)Misanthropik Wrote:  
(25-04-2013 04:48 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  I know I'm not family, but could you send me his left foot anyways?


I need it.....for...um.....an experiment. Ya. An experiment. The science kind.

Sure, that's no problem. Smile I'm using his right one for masturbatory purposes.

Masturbatory purposes huh? I never thought of that....Consider

I was gonna make it into a bong.

So many cats, so few good recipes.
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25-04-2013, 06:15 PM
RE: Give me 3 good reasons why I should like you.
(25-04-2013 04:54 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  
(25-04-2013 04:50 PM)Misanthropik Wrote:  Sure, that's no problem. Smile I'm using his right one for masturbatory purposes.

Masturbatory purposes huh? I never thought of that....Consider

I was gonna make it into a bong.

You should make a bong/fleshlight combo. We would make milllions!

And yes, I said we. I've secured a research patent and have contacted an IP attorney so now you just need to get busy making the thing so we can shop it to some Chinese manufacturers.

Hop to it!

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25-04-2013, 06:25 PM (This post was last modified: 26-04-2013 11:12 AM by Erxomai.)
RE: Give me 3 good reasons why I should like you.
(25-04-2013 04:08 PM)Dom Wrote:  
(25-04-2013 02:51 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Well, I should welcome you on in to my VIP lounge, but then again, I need to put you to work. I've been too lazy to shop for groceries so a homecooked meal sounds great. I've been thinking about getting a couple of pot clones to grow this summer. Snuffy still has a couple of issues that she needs help with and she has me wrapped around her doggy pinky so I'm a lousy soft-hearted trainer.

Lol, you're dreaming now, I didn't say I shopped. Do your own shopping. Then you can do my shopping. Then I cook what I like. You get to have some if you're nice. I'll grow the pot and if you're nice, you can have some of that, too. Then I'll train Snuffy to do my bidding....

Tongue

It sounds like you'll have us both trained to do your bidding. Confused

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25-04-2013, 07:22 PM
RE: Give me 3 good reasons why I should like you.
(25-04-2013 06:15 PM)bbeljefe Wrote:  
(25-04-2013 04:54 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  Masturbatory purposes huh? I never thought of that....Consider

I was gonna make it into a bong.

You should make a bong/fleshlight combo. We would make milllions!

And yes, I said we. I've secured a research patent and have contacted an IP attorney so now you just need to get busy making the thing so we can shop it to some Chinese manufacturers.

Hop to it!

What's a fleshlight? Hah, I, I wouldn't know what that is. Blush

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25-04-2013, 07:34 PM
RE: Give me 3 good reasons why I should like you.
(25-04-2013 07:22 PM)Misanthropik Wrote:  
(25-04-2013 06:15 PM)bbeljefe Wrote:  You should make a bong/fleshlight combo. We would make milllions!

And yes, I said we. I've secured a research patent and have contacted an IP attorney so now you just need to get busy making the thing so we can shop it to some Chinese manufacturers.

Hop to it!

What's a fleshlight? Hah, I, I wouldn't know what that is. Blush

I heard it's a special light that makes your skin all nice and supple like.

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25-04-2013, 07:36 PM
RE: Give me 3 good reasons why I should like you.
(25-04-2013 07:34 PM)bbeljefe Wrote:  
(25-04-2013 07:22 PM)Misanthropik Wrote:  What's a fleshlight? Hah, I, I wouldn't know what that is. Blush

I heard it's a special light that makes your skin all nice and supple like.

Well golly; I should buy three of them!

Because I, hah, I totally don't have three of them. Blush

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25-04-2013, 07:49 PM
RE: Give me 3 good reasons why I should like you.
(25-04-2013 07:36 PM)Misanthropik Wrote:  
(25-04-2013 07:34 PM)bbeljefe Wrote:  I heard it's a special light that makes your skin all nice and supple like.

Well golly; I should buy three of them!

Because I, hah, I totally don't have three of them. Blush

I only know about them because a friend mentioned them. I have never tried all three orifices specially designed to match all of your favorite porn star's sweet holes or anything like that...

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25-04-2013, 07:53 PM
RE: Give me 3 good reasons why I should like you.
I'm going to the woods tomorrow to hunt for fleshlights!




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26-04-2013, 11:00 AM
RE: Give me 3 good reasons why I should like you.
(25-04-2013 07:49 PM)bbeljefe Wrote:  
(25-04-2013 07:36 PM)Misanthropik Wrote:  Well golly; I should buy three of them!

Because I, hah, I totally don't have three of them. Blush

I only know about them because a friend mentioned them. I have never tried all three orifices specially designed to match all of your favorite porn star's sweet holes or anything like that...

Nah, that'd be crazy! No Hah, who would do that? Undecided

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26-04-2013, 11:12 AM
RE: Give me 3 good reasons why I should like you.
(25-04-2013 07:36 PM)Misanthropik Wrote:  
(25-04-2013 07:34 PM)bbeljefe Wrote:  I heard it's a special light that makes your skin all nice and supple like.

Well golly; I should buy three of them!

Because I, hah, I totally don't have three of them. Blush

One for each appendage?

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