God Created the World (no big bang)
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15-09-2012, 06:38 PM
RE: God Created the World (no big bang)
Ah, the drive by preacher is back.

I think my Betta fish created the universe.

I've been watching him today. He makes lots of little universes out of bubbles. Then he waits for a female to swim by and drop some eggs. He picks those up and each egg gets it's very own bubble universe. I wonder if the embryos worship him. It takes a lot of precision to insert an egg into a bubble and have it stay.

Now he is watching over his creation. If anything bothers it, he attacks and annihilates. Just like god, he is willing to commit genocide to protect his little universes.

He'll protect them until they become his image and want to be gods too.

Then he gets pissed off and kills them if he can.

I think he is god. He behaves just like him. He jealously watches his creation. The solution to everything is attack and kill.

He looks a lot better than your god though. He is really pretty.

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RE: God Created the World (no big bang) - Dom - 15-09-2012 06:38 PM
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