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28-08-2012, 06:44 PM
RE: God Gave us a Hurricane
I sneezed a few weeks ago. (chaos theory) I'm pretty sure that I am the cause of the hurricane.
Bring me ho's and lots of wine and my appetite for destruction may be appeased.

Egor - glad things are going well with the wife.

For any theists in the path of the hurricane, act like an atheist and have a good emergency plan.
Pray as much as you want as long as you take action.

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28-08-2012, 07:19 PM (This post was last modified: 28-08-2012 07:27 PM by fstratzero.)
RE: God Gave us a Hurricane
Although your beliefs make me crazy you two, but I do want you guys to stay alive, and join us in reason one day. Until then I would heavily consider moving if I were you.

Not only that it seems like every year the south east is constantly flooded, covered in tornadoes, and hurricanes. Evil_monster Don't people in those areas get tired of having everything destroyed by nature every year?

http://weather.unisys.com/hurricane/atlantic/index.php
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28-08-2012, 08:25 PM
RE: God Gave us a Hurricane
Quote:What could death possibly mean to God? If everything is God, what then is death? So, let's get rid of all hurricanes? Let's get rid of all suffering? Since when did God owe us bliss?

I was not under the impression it was required to owe someone so you cannot kill them.
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28-08-2012, 08:30 PM
RE: God Gave us a Hurricane
Wait a minute, Egor...if you're still a part of that God circle thingy, doesn't that mean You are the one causing the hurricane? Huh

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28-08-2012, 09:02 PM
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(28-08-2012 07:19 PM)fstratzero Wrote:  Although your beliefs make me crazy you two, but I do want you guys to stay alive, and join us in reason one day. Until then I would heavily consider moving if I were you.

Not only that it seems like every year the south east is constantly flooded, covered in tornadoes, and hurricanes. Evil_monster Don't people in those areas get tired of having everything destroyed by nature every year?

http://weather.unisys.com/hurricane/atlantic/index.php
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28-08-2012, 09:51 PM
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28-08-2012, 10:06 PM
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(28-08-2012 07:19 PM)fstratzero Wrote:  Although your beliefs make me crazy you two, but I do want you guys to stay alive, and join us in reason one day. Until then I would heavily consider moving if I were you.

Not only that it seems like every year the south east is constantly flooded, covered in tornadoes, and hurricanes. Evil_monster Don't people in those areas get tired of having everything destroyed by nature every year?

http://weather.unisys.com/hurricane/atlantic/index.php
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Maybe it's the extreme weather and adverse conditions that causes more people to believe in this sort of rubbish. Kind of counter intuitive given what we know about science and weather but this is how it was in the dark ages.

Better throw some more virgins into the volcano.

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28-08-2012, 10:09 PM
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(28-08-2012 10:06 PM)DeepThought Wrote:  Better throw some more virgins into the volcano.

You got some to spare?Consider

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28-08-2012, 10:17 PM
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(28-08-2012 10:09 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(28-08-2012 10:06 PM)DeepThought Wrote:  Better throw some more virgins into the volcano.

You got some to spare?Consider

Christian virgins? Hahahaha premarital sex is their favorite hypocrisy to commit!

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28-08-2012, 10:18 PM
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(28-08-2012 10:17 PM)fstratzero Wrote:  
(28-08-2012 10:09 PM)Chas Wrote:  You got some to spare?Consider

Back in highschool I couldn't name a single female or male virgin, Christian or otherwise.

I could name far too many. Weeping

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