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12-02-2014, 08:44 PM
RE: God cannot...
(12-02-2014 06:08 PM)IndianAtheist Wrote:  
(12-02-2014 02:30 PM)Alla Wrote:  Among all Gods that exist in the Universe I worship only one God. This makes me monotheistic.
you still believe that all those gods exist so that makes you a polytheist.

unless you say that only one God exists you're not a monotheist.

OK. I am polytheist.

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12-02-2014, 08:45 PM
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God cannot know what it is like to go on a 3-day bender, being drunk the entire time, and doing lines of cocaine off of hookers' asses.

Nor could he know what it feels like to be challenged, overwhelmed, confused, or stumped.

He cannot create a fart so rancid that even he couldn't breathe it.

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12-02-2014, 09:10 PM
RE: God cannot...
(12-02-2014 08:45 PM)Jeffasaurus Wrote:  God cannot know what it is like to go on a 3-day bender, being drunk the entire time, and doing lines of cocaine off of hookers' asses.
Probably. And what is your point?

(12-02-2014 08:45 PM)Jeffasaurus Wrote:  Nor could he know what it feels like to be challenged, overwhelmed, confused, or stumped.
He knows. He felt all this in the past.

(12-02-2014 08:45 PM)Jeffasaurus Wrote:  He cannot create a fart so rancid that even he couldn't breathe it.
We don't know that. But we do know that He could do it in the past.

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12-02-2014, 09:24 PM
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(12-02-2014 09:10 PM)Alla Wrote:  
(12-02-2014 08:45 PM)Jeffasaurus Wrote:  God cannot know what it is like to go on a 3-day bender, being drunk the entire time, and doing lines of cocaine off of hookers' asses.
Probably. And what is your point?

(12-02-2014 08:45 PM)Jeffasaurus Wrote:  Nor could he know what it feels like to be challenged, overwhelmed, confused, or stumped.
He knows. He felt all this in the past.

(12-02-2014 08:45 PM)Jeffasaurus Wrote:  He cannot create a fart so rancid that even he couldn't breathe it.
We don't know that. But we do know that He could do it in the past.

Jeebus Alla, get off the thread. No one cares, seriously.

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12-02-2014, 09:27 PM
RE: God cannot...
(12-02-2014 09:24 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  
(12-02-2014 09:10 PM)Alla Wrote:  Probably. And what is your point?

He knows. He felt all this in the past.

We don't know that. But we do know that He could do it in the past.

Jeebus Alla, get off the thread. No one cares, seriously.
I know. We just have fun. And, I don't care either.

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12-02-2014, 09:29 PM
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(12-02-2014 09:27 PM)Alla Wrote:  
(12-02-2014 09:24 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  Jeebus Alla, get off the thread. No one cares, seriously.
I know. We just have fun. And, I don't care either.

Then add to the conversation, don't try to subtract.

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12-02-2014, 09:31 PM
RE: God cannot...
(12-02-2014 09:29 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  
(12-02-2014 09:27 PM)Alla Wrote:  I know. We just have fun. And, I don't care either.

Then add to the conversation, don't try to subtract.
I add.

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12-02-2014, 09:49 PM
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(12-02-2014 09:31 PM)Alla Wrote:  
(12-02-2014 09:29 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  Then add to the conversation, don't try to subtract.
I add.

No, you divide.

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12-02-2014, 10:00 PM
RE: God cannot...
(12-02-2014 09:10 PM)Alla Wrote:  
(12-02-2014 08:45 PM)Jeffasaurus Wrote:  He cannot create a fart so rancid that even he couldn't breathe it.
We don't know that. But we do know that He could do it in the past.

It's a paradox. Anyone that is omnipotent cannot do both. It's my twist on the old "rock so large" question. Either he is unable to squeeze forth so rancid a butt bomb, or he would be unable to breathe the putrid stench. Whichever it may be, indicates a short-coming and, therefore, no omnipotence. Proving that the concept of omnipotence is illusory.

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12-02-2014, 10:01 PM
RE: God cannot...
(12-02-2014 09:49 PM)Jeffasaurus Wrote:  
(12-02-2014 09:31 PM)Alla Wrote:  I add.

No, you divide.

...by zero.

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