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11-02-2014, 12:11 PM
RE: God cannot...
(11-02-2014 12:09 PM)DLJ Wrote:  
(09-02-2013 07:39 PM)fstratzero Wrote:  Can god create a dildo so large that he can not stuff it into his own ass?
Thanks, I choked on my coffee! Laugh out load

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11-02-2014, 12:11 PM
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(11-02-2014 12:08 PM)CleverUsername Wrote:  God cannot come up with a logical and easy solution to anything.

Or maybe he knows the solutions but does not use them in order to troll us Tongue
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11-02-2014, 12:13 PM
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God cannot give me a blowjob.

Or maybe he can and just won't; he never seems to return my calls. Weeping

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11-02-2014, 12:14 PM
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(11-02-2014 11:55 AM)Rahn127 Wrote:  
(11-02-2014 11:34 AM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  Could you explain this?
I think I understand but at the same time I feel it's flawed...

Imagine that nothing exists and before something can exist it must have a design drawn out in pencil on paper. That design (the thought) is then used to create that object. So where did the design for the pencil & paper come from if pencil & paper are required before something can be created ?

If god is the author of his own thoughts, the creator of his own thoughts and thought is required to create, then how can he create his thoughts ?

I admit it sounded flawed when I wrote it, but it all comes down to the idea of "what is a thought and how are they generated" ?

I don't know

You need a thing to think about, in order to think about something. If there is nothing, then there is nothing to think about.

If I think about the celestial teapot orbiting the sun, you might say that's not a thing, but I still was able to create it as a thought (well I didn’t create it, but you get the point). But the thought was about things that are things; teapots, the sun, orbits, different arrangements of things, juxtaposition. These are all things that are already things that I already have available to think about.

All my "new" thoughts are based on recombinations of previous thoughts and thoughts about newly acquired "knowledge".

Tabula rasa me, and what can I think about? If thrown in the real world, I can easily start thinking about the things I see, and using those thoughts to build more thoughts. This is what a baby does as it studies the world and makes thoughts of it.

But tabula rasa me into nothingness, where even the nothingness is nothing, and not a something. Where I can't even look at or feel my own body, or perceive my own mind, or my own thoughts as sources of thoughts, as there is nothing prior to that moment. In that case there is nothing to spur on and create thoughts over. But you must already start with atleast something in order to think of anything else.

I think this might be what Rahn127 is possibly getting at?

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11-02-2014, 12:19 PM
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(11-02-2014 12:13 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  God cannot give me a blowjob.

Or maybe he can and just won't; he never seems to return my calls. Weeping

"Is God willing to give me a blowjob, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.

Is he able to give me a blow job, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.

Is he both able and willing to give me a blowjob? Then why is he not blowing me now?

Is he neither able nor willing to give me a blowjob? Then why call him God?"

- 'the Epicurean BlowJob Paradox'

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11-02-2014, 12:23 PM
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(11-02-2014 12:19 PM)Raptor Jesus Wrote:  
(11-02-2014 12:13 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  God cannot give me a blowjob.

Or maybe he can and just won't; he never seems to return my calls. Weeping

"Is God willing to give me a blowjob, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.

Is he able to give me a blow job, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.

Is he both able and willing to give me a blowjob? Then why is he not blowing me now?

Is he neither able nor willing to give me a blowjob? Then why call him God?"

- 'the Epicurean BlowJob Paradox'

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11-02-2014, 12:29 PM
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God can't stop no double negatives.

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11-02-2014, 12:35 PM
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(11-02-2014 12:19 PM)Raptor Jesus Wrote:  
(11-02-2014 12:13 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  God cannot give me a blowjob.

Or maybe he can and just won't; he never seems to return my calls. Weeping

"Is God willing to give me a blowjob, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.

Is he able to give me a blow job, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.

Is he both able and willing to give me a blowjob? Then why is he not blowing me now?

Is he neither able nor willing to give me a blowjob? Then why call him God?"

- 'the Epicurean BlowJob Paradox'

This is great, though I think it would work better with God eating a girl out.

Girls will call anyone "God" who does that...

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11-02-2014, 12:35 PM
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(11-02-2014 12:29 PM)Alex_Leonardo Wrote:  God can't stop no double negatives.

According to this sentence, you're claiming he can.

Where's your proof? Smartass

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11-02-2014, 12:44 PM
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(11-02-2014 12:35 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  This is great, though I think it would work better with God eating a girl out.

Girls will call anyone "God" who does that...

Oh don't I know it brother, don't I know it. Tongue

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