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11-02-2014, 12:47 PM
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(11-02-2014 12:44 PM)Raptor Jesus Wrote:  
(11-02-2014 12:35 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  This is great, though I think it would work better with God eating a girl out.

Girls will call anyone "God" who does that...

Oh don't I know it brother, don't I know it. Tongue

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11-02-2014, 12:52 PM
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(11-02-2014 12:35 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  
(11-02-2014 12:29 PM)Alex_Leonardo Wrote:  God can't stop no double negatives.

According to this sentence, you're claiming he can.

Where's your proof? Smartass

God can't not stop no Triple negatives.

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11-02-2014, 12:56 PM
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This god can not juggle three chainsaws and wrestle two grizzly bears while being stuck in traffic.
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11-02-2014, 12:57 PM
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God cannot stop their representatives on earth from abusing children.
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11-02-2014, 01:01 PM
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Can god commit suicide? :O
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11-02-2014, 01:25 PM
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(11-02-2014 12:19 PM)Raptor Jesus Wrote:  ...
Is he both able and willing to give me a blowjob? Then why is he not blowing me now?
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In this case, perhaps god is omnipotent but you are impotent.

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11-02-2014, 01:27 PM
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(11-02-2014 01:01 PM)donotwant Wrote:  Can god commit suicide? :O

Perhaps he/she/it already has?

That would explain a lot.

Consider

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11-02-2014, 01:31 PM
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(11-02-2014 01:27 PM)DLJ Wrote:  
(11-02-2014 01:01 PM)donotwant Wrote:  Can god commit suicide? :O

Perhaps he/she/it already has?

That would explain a lot.

Consider

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11-02-2014, 02:01 PM
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According to Judges 1:19, God cannot defeat iron chariots.


(11-02-2014 12:08 PM)CleverUsername Wrote:  God cannot come up with a logical and easy solution to anything.

No kidding. According to the Bible, God's grand plan is the biggest Rube Goldberg imaginable. Except, instead of hammers, string, pulleys, and scissors, it's burnt offerings, global floods, self-crucifixions, natural disasters, and diseases that only target children.
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11-02-2014, 02:03 PM
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(11-02-2014 12:52 PM)Alex_Leonardo Wrote:  
(11-02-2014 12:35 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  According to this sentence, you're claiming he can.

Where's your proof? Smartass

God can't not stop no Triple negatives.

Took me a minute, but you got me there.
Damn heathens incorporating math into English and shit...

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