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11-02-2014, 04:36 PM
RE: God cannot...
God cannot beat me at timed chess. He forfeits his move every 20 seconds.

Insanity - doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
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11-02-2014, 04:38 PM
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(11-02-2014 04:36 PM)Rahn127 Wrote:  God cannot beat me at timed chess. He forfeits his move every 20 seconds.

"I'm not playing, this game is stupid!"
- God
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11-02-2014, 04:56 PM
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(11-02-2014 04:38 PM)WeAreTheCosmos Wrote:  
(11-02-2014 04:36 PM)Rahn127 Wrote:  God cannot beat me at timed chess. He forfeits his move every 20 seconds.

"I'm not playing, this game is stupid!"
- God

God cannot punctuate what appears to be two sentences.

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11-02-2014, 04:58 PM
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(11-02-2014 04:38 PM)WeAreTheCosmos Wrote:  
(11-02-2014 04:36 PM)Rahn127 Wrote:  God cannot beat me at timed chess. He forfeits his move every 20 seconds.

"I'm not playing, this game is stupid!"
- God

Then appologist would come along to explain how "God's" quiting is actually proof of "God" winning the game.

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11-02-2014, 05:18 PM
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(11-02-2014 04:56 PM)Rahn127 Wrote:  
(11-02-2014 04:38 PM)WeAreTheCosmos Wrote:  "I'm not playing, this game is stupid!"
- God

God cannot punctuate what appears to be two sentences.

I'd have said "Well if you aren't playing, get out of the chair and go away."

But god cannot get out of the chair... Because he is everywhere.
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11-02-2014, 11:41 PM
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Gawd can't build a yacht so big even he could not fill it with bitches.

<LOL @ Steve Colbert>

It's Special Pleadings all the way down!


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11-02-2014, 11:59 PM
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God cannot understand the definition of Rape.

Theism is to believe what other people claim, Atheism is to ask "why should I".
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12-02-2014, 12:09 AM
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Gawd cannot Lead by Example.

It's Special Pleadings all the way down!


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12-02-2014, 12:10 AM
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God cannot do anything observable or directly or statistically measurable.
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12-02-2014, 02:53 AM
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God doesn't heal amputees
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