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07-10-2014, 06:21 PM
God gave us coal say Alabama
At their news conference today Cavanaugh and PSC commissioner-elect Chip Beeker invoked the name of God in stating their opposition to the EPA proposal. Beeker, a Republican who is running unopposed for a PSC seat, said coal was created in Alabama by God, and the federal government should not enact policy that runs counter to God's plan.

"Who has the right to take what God's given a state?" he said.

Cavanaugh called on the people of the state to ask for God's intervention.

http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2014/07/post_14.html


And to think my in-laws are from here. Can't Ferdinand do something to stop this Huh Angel

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07-10-2014, 06:33 PM
RE: God gave us coal say Alabama
(07-10-2014 06:21 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  ...
God's plan.
...

Cavanaugh called on the people of the state to ask for God's intervention.
...

OK. Let us pray.

Dear God,

I know you're busy with your divine and mystical plan and everything but if you're not too busy with your plan, could you change the plan to stop people from changing your plan.

Regards
Mere Mortal.

ps. btw, are you free for coffee later... or do you have plans?

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07-10-2014, 06:34 PM
RE: God gave us coal say Alabama
What the hell was God's plan when he came up with Alabama?

He must have been stoned or drunk. Dodgy

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07-10-2014, 06:36 PM
RE: God gave us coal say Alabama
(07-10-2014 06:34 PM)Anjele Wrote:  What the hell was God's plan when he came up with Alabama?

He must have been stoned or drunk. Dodgy

He just needed somewhere to put all the leftover parts.
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07-10-2014, 06:37 PM
RE: God gave us coal say Alabama
(07-10-2014 06:36 PM)pablo Wrote:  
(07-10-2014 06:34 PM)Anjele Wrote:  What the hell was God's plan when he came up with Alabama?

He must have been stoned or drunk. Dodgy

He just needed somewhere to put all the leftover parts.

Ahhhh - the scrap heap from all that creating.

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07-10-2014, 06:40 PM
RE: God gave us coal say Alabama
The only response that comes to mind is " .. Okay, did you keep the receipt ?"
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07-10-2014, 06:40 PM
RE: God gave us coal say Alabama
(07-10-2014 06:37 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(07-10-2014 06:36 PM)pablo Wrote:  He just needed somewhere to put all the leftover parts.

Ahhhh - the scrap heap from all that creating.

One wonders why god could not just turn all of the something which created Alabama back into the nothing from which he got it...

Then again, he had no choice but to use up all the nothing; else he would have no reason to take one of Adam's ribs...

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07-10-2014, 06:45 PM
RE: God gave us coal say Alabama
(07-10-2014 06:34 PM)Anjele Wrote:  What the hell was God's plan when he came up with Alabama?

He must have been stoned or drunk. Dodgy

It's a toxic waste dump?

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07-10-2014, 06:45 PM
RE: God gave us coal say Alabama
If God put the coal there, wouldn't that make it a sin to dig it up?

I would argue that the Lord, in his wisdom, buried the coal deep in the earth so we wouldn't burn it and fuck up the climate. Chip Beeker need to fall on his knees and repent of his wickedness.

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07-10-2014, 07:41 PM
RE: God gave us coal say Alabama
Thank Jebus for Black Lung Disease. Yes
http://www.lung.org/lung-disease/pneumoconiosis/

Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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