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07-10-2014, 07:44 PM
RE: God gave us coal say Alabama
I know people who posted this on Facebook seriously agreeing with it. Facepalm

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07-10-2014, 09:36 PM
RE: God gave us coal say Alabama
God made Alabama so Mississippi wouldn't touch Florida.

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07-10-2014, 09:37 PM
RE: God gave us coal say Alabama
(07-10-2014 09:36 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  God made Alabama so Mississippi wouldn't touch Florida.

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07-10-2014, 09:55 PM
RE: God gave us coal say Alabama
(07-10-2014 09:36 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  God made Alabama so Mississippi wouldn't touch Florida.

God actually refers to Alabama as "the buffer zone".

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07-10-2014, 10:15 PM
RE: God gave us coal say Alabama
(07-10-2014 09:55 PM)Sam Wrote:  
(07-10-2014 09:36 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  God made Alabama so Mississippi wouldn't touch Florida.

God actually refers to Alabama as "the buffer zone".

or the "buffoon zone" depending on the day

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08-10-2014, 12:31 AM
RE: God gave us coal say Alabama
(07-10-2014 10:15 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  
(07-10-2014 09:55 PM)Sam Wrote:  God actually refers to Alabama as "the buffer zone".

or the "buffoon zone" depending on the day

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08-10-2014, 01:02 AM
RE: God gave us coal say Alabama
Hehehehehe... reminds me of when people say earthquakes are caused by homosexuality Rolleyes

Lemme get this straight: A political leader has said that one of the reasons that he opposes an environmental bill is because an invisible being put the resources there to be used and to not use them is to go against the aforementioned invisible being's plan??? Facepalm

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08-10-2014, 01:09 AM
RE: God gave us coal say Alabama
(08-10-2014 01:02 AM)morondog Wrote:  Hehehehehe... reminds me of when people say earthquakes are caused by homosexuality Rolleyes

Lemme get this straight: A political leader has said that one of the reasons that he opposes an environmental bill is because an invisible being put the resources there to be used and to not use them is to go against the aforementioned invisible being's plan??? Facepalm

But god created evil... so the coal could be evil and we shouldn't use it! unless we really really want it, then it's definitely made for us to use. unless it's sexual. anything that we want that's sexual is OF THE DEVIL! is coal sexual?

..who are we to know the mind of god.... Rolleyes

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08-10-2014, 01:42 AM
RE: God gave us coal say Alabama
(08-10-2014 01:09 AM)Colourcraze Wrote:  is coal sexual?

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08-10-2014, 02:24 AM
RE: God gave us coal say Alabama
(08-10-2014 01:42 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(08-10-2014 01:09 AM)Colourcraze Wrote:  is coal sexual?

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China won't let me see the image you posted, but I am familiar with Rule 34.

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