God has been sighted.
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22-03-2015, 06:47 PM (This post was last modified: 22-03-2015 08:43 PM by GirlyMan.)
God has been sighted.
He's a 23 yo 6'3" 310 lb. black man from Winnipeg named John Urschel who runs a 40-yard dash in 5.3 seconds, bench presses 225 lbs 30 times, plays offensive line for the Baltimore Ravens, and in his downtime makes advances in numerical linear algebra, multigrid methods, spectral graph theory and machine learning. ... Yes Virginia, there is a God.

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22-03-2015, 06:59 PM
RE: God has been spotted.
I always thought god was striped.
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22-03-2015, 07:28 PM (This post was last modified: 22-03-2015 08:44 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: God has been sighted.
(22-03-2015 06:59 PM)pablo Wrote:  I always thought god was striped.

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22-03-2015, 07:58 PM
RE: God has been spotted.
Spotted? Like a leopard? Shy

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22-03-2015, 08:05 PM (This post was last modified: 22-03-2015 08:44 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: God has been sighted.
(22-03-2015 06:59 PM)pablo Wrote:  I always thought god was striped.

(22-03-2015 07:58 PM)kim Wrote:  Spotted? Like a leopard? Shy

Bastards.

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22-03-2015, 08:10 PM
RE: God has been spotted.
the..numerical algebra....of whaaaat?!


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22-03-2015, 08:30 PM
RE: God has been spotted.
(22-03-2015 06:59 PM)pablo Wrote:  I always thought god was striped.

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23-03-2015, 01:49 AM
RE: God has been sighted.
Pretty impressive stats. When he gets around to planetary genocide, call me.

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23-03-2015, 07:42 AM
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Ha, I looked at the paper and couldn't differentiate whether it was from a random paper generator or whether it was actual substance.

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23-03-2015, 07:55 AM
RE: God has been sighted.
(22-03-2015 06:59 PM)pablo Wrote:  I always thought god was striped.

He has been spotted -- when he had measles most likely. Now we learn that he has been sighted which implies he may now be blind. All in all, not a good track record for an omnipotent deity.
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