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03-01-2016, 09:52 AM (This post was last modified: 03-01-2016 10:03 AM by Brian37.)
God is like a......
God is like a bratty child who cant get his players on his X Box past the next level. He keeps hitting reset until he finally gets fed up and smashes the X Box. I would not hire such an inept selective deadbeat to run a bicycle factory. The bikes would end up with squid for spokes and the workers would murder each other over the various assembly manuals.

It would be comical if it were not for real humans turning religion into an episode of Jerry Springer, accept with with weapons and death.

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03-01-2016, 09:54 AM
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God is like a flying pizza dispenser. No matter how much people wish we had one, it still doesn't exist.
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03-01-2016, 10:14 AM
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God is like a bad smell, it just won't go away.
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03-01-2016, 10:30 AM
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God is like a narrative device crafted for the purpose of policing a community, uniting them in opposition to their neighboring tribes, and helping them feel like they at least had indirect control over all the scary things in nature that they didn't understand. Funny how similar the two concepts are.... Nah, I'm sure it's purely coincidental.

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03-01-2016, 10:33 AM
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God is like a ...

... perfect woman ...

... idealised and imaginary.

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03-01-2016, 10:34 AM
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(03-01-2016 10:33 AM)DLJ Wrote:  God is like a ...

... perfect woman ...

... idealised and imaginary.

Angel

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03-01-2016, 10:37 AM
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(03-01-2016 09:54 AM)natachan Wrote:  God is like a flying pizza dispenser. No matter how much people wish we had one, it still doesn't exist.

We're working on it...

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03-01-2016, 11:18 AM
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God is like flying a Piper Cub and seeing a cloud below and trying to land on it!
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03-01-2016, 11:25 AM
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Any "god" anyone wants to tell you about, somehow, will be remarkably like the person telling you about it.

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You never meet a guy who says "God is my best friend, and we don't agree on everything -- we just agree to disagree".....

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03-01-2016, 11:32 AM
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God is like imagining that you are on a tropical island with warm sun, sandy beaches, beautiful women all around, while in reality, you are stuck in a blizzard, freezing to death in your car stuck outside a coffee shop that contains warm coffee.

Instead of observing the reality around you and getting out of your car, you freeze to death while you focus your thoughts on that imaginary warm tropical island.

That's what god is like.

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