God is like a shttiy girlfriend
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18-06-2013, 12:17 AM
God is like a shttiy girlfriend



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18-06-2013, 05:20 AM
RE: God is like a shttiy girlfriend
Not badSmile I always compared God to a really bitchy head cheerleader who always needed his backup cheerers to make him feel good about himself, while all the while being a insecure little bitch. Then again, both of these comparisons are not right either, because imaginary friends can't have personalities.

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18-06-2013, 08:57 AM
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Fuck this guy cracks me up. And he's so right, on everything.

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19-06-2013, 09:12 PM
RE: God is like a shttiy girlfriend
That's freakin' hilarious!

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20-06-2013, 12:40 AM
RE: God is like a shttiy girlfriend
My favorite part is when he says, "This is in the bible, (laughing) I swear to God!"

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20-06-2013, 02:18 AM
RE: God is like a shttiy girlfriend
KILL YOUR SON

DUDE

you mean Isaac?

I DON'T KNOW HIS NAME JUST KILL EM

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20-06-2013, 02:56 AM
God is like a shttiy girlfriend
I have been in a relationship with many gods apparently.
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20-06-2013, 09:36 AM
RE: God is like a shttiy girlfriend
(20-06-2013 02:56 AM)I and I Wrote:  I have been in a relationship with many gods apparently.

That was a decent joke...

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20-06-2013, 12:34 PM
RE: God is like a shttiy girlfriend
(20-06-2013 02:56 AM)I and I Wrote:  I have been in a relationship with many gods apparently.

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