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03-01-2016, 12:00 PM
RE: God is like a......
(03-01-2016 10:33 AM)DLJ Wrote:  God is like a ...

... perfect woman ...

... idealised and imaginary.

Angel

You haven't met me, have you? Drinking Beverage

God is like .................. nothing. A big bowl of nothing.

We have enough youth. How about looking for the Fountain of Smart?
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03-01-2016, 12:20 PM
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Gawd is like a.... religious republican's empathy for homeless people!

They're both hanging out with Big Foot, and the Tooth Fairy's yearning for toe nail clippings! Dodgy

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03-01-2016, 12:33 PM
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(03-01-2016 11:32 AM)Rahn127 Wrote:  God is like imagining that you are on a tropical island with warm sun, sandy beaches, beautiful women all around, while in reality, you are stuck in a blizzard, freezing to death in your car stuck outside a coffee shop that contains warm coffee.

Instead of observing the reality around you and getting out of your car, you freeze to death while you focus your thoughts on that imaginary warm tropical island.

That's what god is like.

Oh God I hope that is not my case. I look around and see the white sand and the people with their pina coladas and the little lovely brown babes in their bikinis or less, here on the Dominican Republic beach and hope like hell I am not in my car freezing to death somewhere in the north country, but who noze?
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03-01-2016, 01:04 PM
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god is like..... a floor covered in lego bricks where you have to walk barefoot
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03-01-2016, 01:13 PM
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"God's a kid with an ant farm."

-Constantine (2005)

"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

-Rowan Atkinson
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03-01-2016, 01:16 PM
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God is the bad worker who blames his tools.

(An image that is straight from the Bible, by the way.)
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03-01-2016, 01:55 PM
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God is like a software developer who blames every bug, system failure or problem on the hardware, the operating system, the compiler, the stupid users -- anyone or anything but his own design. But it's worse: it's like if such a software developer put a script in place to remove all that software worldwide unless it fixed itself. And since that's demonstrably impossible, he concocts a complicated plan where he will become a piece of software himself, then delete himself to fix the problems with all the bad software he wrote in the first place.
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03-01-2016, 02:19 PM
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Fairy tale.
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03-01-2016, 02:38 PM
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God is like a concept.

That is why god is unobservable, omnipresent and infinite.

Same as numbers and shapes and vampires and dragons.


Concepts!
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04-01-2016, 08:18 AM
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god is like a male cows asshole. he sprays the bullshit all over the field and the flies (believers) swarm the cow pies (the priests) and gorge themselves on the feces.
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