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04-01-2016, 08:38 AM
RE: God is like a......
Or like teats on a boar hog.

Useless things, that haven't evolved away, quite yet...

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The difference between prayer and masturbation - is when a guy is through masturbating - he has something to show for his efforts.
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04-01-2016, 05:10 PM
RE: God is like a......
God is like a penis. No two are alike, it causes problems when excited, and everyone thinks theirs is the best.

"If we are honest—and scientists have to be—we must admit that religion is a jumble of false assertions, with no basis in reality.
The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination."
- Paul Dirac
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04-01-2016, 05:41 PM
RE: God is like a......
Mafia boss. "Nice soul ya got there, it'd be a shame if something were to happen to it."
I've heard Matt Dillahunty make this comparison, don't know if he originated it.
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04-01-2016, 07:17 PM
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... a nightmare. Dodgy

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04-01-2016, 07:34 PM
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God is like Coke.....He's the real thing.

God is like Pan Am... He makes the going great

God is like General Electric...He lights your path.

God is like Bayer Aspirin...He works wonders.

God is like Hallmark Cards... He cares enough to send the very best.

God is like Tide...He gets the stains out that others leave behind.

God is like VO5 Hair Spray...He holds through all kinds of weather.

God is like Dial soap...Aren't you glad you know him? Don't you wish everyone did?

God is like Sears...He has everything.

God is like Alka Seltzer...Try Him, you'll like Him.

God is like Scotch Tape... You can't see Him, but you know He's there.

God is like American Express Card...don't leave without Him!


I like the Tide analogy best. Big Grin

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04-01-2016, 08:03 PM
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(04-01-2016 07:34 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  God is like Coke.....He's the real thing.

God is like Pan Am... He makes the going great

God is like General Electric...He lights your path.

God is like Bayer Aspirin...He works wonders.

God is like Hallmark Cards... He cares enough to send the very best.

God is like Tide...He gets the stains out that others leave behind.

God is like VO5 Hair Spray...He holds through all kinds of weather.

God is like Dial soap...Aren't you glad you know him? Don't you wish everyone did?

God is like Sears...He has everything.

God is like Alka Seltzer...Try Him, you'll like Him.

God is like Scotch Tape... You can't see Him, but you know He's there.

God is like American Express Card...don't leave without Him!


I like the Tide analogy best. Big Grin

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04-01-2016, 08:06 PM
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(04-01-2016 07:34 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  God is like Coke.....He's the real thing.

God is like Pan Am... He makes the going great

God is like General Electric...He lights your path.

God is like Bayer Aspirin...He works wonders.

God is like Hallmark Cards... He cares enough to send the very best.

God is like Tide...He gets the stains out that others leave behind.

God is like VO5 Hair Spray...He holds through all kinds of weather.

God is like Dial soap...Aren't you glad you know him? Don't you wish everyone did?

God is like Sears...He has everything.

God is like Alka Seltzer...Try Him, you'll like Him.

God is like Scotch Tape... You can't see Him, but you know He's there.

God is like American Express Card...don't leave without Him!


I like the Tide analogy best. Big Grin

God is like Heinz...57 varieties. Or more.

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04-01-2016, 08:53 PM
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(04-01-2016 07:34 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  God is like Coke.....He's the real thing.

God is like Pan Am... He makes the going great

God is like General Electric...He lights your path.

God is like Bayer Aspirin...He works wonders.

God is like Hallmark Cards... He cares enough to send the very best.

God is like Tide...He gets the stains out that others leave behind.

God is like VO5 Hair Spray...He holds through all kinds of weather.

God is like Dial soap...Aren't you glad you know him? Don't you wish everyone did?

God is like Sears...He has everything.

God is like Alka Seltzer...Try Him, you'll like Him.

God is like Scotch Tape... You can't see Him, but you know He's there.

God is like American Express Card...don't leave without Him!


I like the Tide analogy best. Big Grin

Girly, I strongly suspect that you don't believe any of these things. Consider
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04-01-2016, 09:56 PM
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God is like the kid who got expelled from school...

loud, disruptive, and not interested in science.
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04-01-2016, 10:01 PM (This post was last modified: 04-01-2016 10:48 PM by GirlyMan.)
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(04-01-2016 08:03 PM)pablo Wrote:  ...Stronger than dirt.




There is only one really serious philosophical question, and that is suicide. -Camus
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