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04-01-2016, 10:07 PM (This post was last modified: 04-01-2016 10:11 PM by Full Circle.)
RE: God is like a......
God is like Sony...Make believe.

God is like GE...Imagination at work.

God is like FedEx...When there is no tomorrow.

God is like Cialis...For those special moments.

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04-01-2016, 10:10 PM
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God is like an itch that can't be scratched.

There is only one really serious philosophical question, and that is suicide. -Camus
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04-01-2016, 10:21 PM
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God is like sand...

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By which I mean, terrible and nonsensical dialogue with no romance.

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04-01-2016, 10:27 PM
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(04-01-2016 10:21 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  [Image: 101bdd1d432bcde0da19d67e25d439e3.jpg]
God is like that guy's Padawan braid hair style; much much uglier upon closer inspection, and obviously fake.

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05-01-2016, 08:40 AM
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Gawd is like a cloud ...

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05-01-2016, 08:50 AM
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Following God is like rowing a boat with a wet rope!
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05-01-2016, 10:26 AM
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Could you image if God ran a day care center? (I guess one would have to)

As soon as one child ate the glue, he would lock the doors and flood the room.


God is like a creationist with a PHD, often talked about but never seen.

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05-01-2016, 10:32 AM
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(05-01-2016 10:26 AM)Commonsensei Wrote:  Could you image if God ran a day care center? (I guess one would have to)

As soon as one child ate the glue, he would lock the doors and flood the room.


God is like a creationist with a PHD, often talked about but never seen.

Well, Kurt Wise actually exists. Consider

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05-01-2016, 11:21 AM
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God is like a Chinese menu... one from column A, two from column B, etc. Pick whatever you like to mix & match for your personal religion.

If there really was a god, at least one concerned at all with humans, it's hard to see how it wouldn't be clear and consistent.

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05-01-2016, 05:10 PM
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(05-01-2016 10:32 AM)Chas Wrote:  
(05-01-2016 10:26 AM)Commonsensei Wrote:  Could you image if God ran a day care center? (I guess one would have to)

As soon as one child ate the glue, he would lock the doors and flood the room.


God is like a creationist with a PHD, often talked about but never seen.

Well, Kurt Wise actually exists. Consider

Screw you and your big brain Chas!

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