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13-08-2012, 10:25 AM
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(12-08-2012 08:37 PM)Ghost Wrote:  Hey, Impulse.

By that rationalle, I just invented 2+2=4. Just because I repeat something doesn't mean I invented something.

You were not reporting, you were inventing. That's what was made up.

I am indeed an Agnostic. Be careful though. If you ask me to go into detail it'll take 20 cantankerous pages to get right back to, "Yup. I'm an Agnostic." Cool

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Ok, got it. I didn't think you were simply regurgitating Christian theology, but having gone back and reviewed our conversation, I see now that's what you were doing. Thumbsup

(Although I'm somewhat disillusioned now that it's apparent you didn't invent 2+2=4. Wink )

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13-08-2012, 10:51 AM
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Hey, Impulse.

Don't worry. There will be other opportunities for your to bask in my greatness Cool





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17-08-2012, 05:34 PM (This post was last modified: 17-08-2012 05:38 PM by fstratzero.)
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17-08-2012, 05:59 PM
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(13-08-2012 08:35 AM)Xinoftruden Wrote:  This reminds me of the game my younger siblings play. It's not so a game as a random thing they do. They pick an object across the room and say they're touching it. If you ask them how they say that air is touching them and the object so they must be touching the object.

to make this relevant the air is the doctors, the object is the patient and my sibling is god. so the healing comes from god.

Holy shit your younger siblings unintentionally found the Zeroth Law of Thermodynamics (sort of) Big Grin

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20-08-2012, 05:02 AM
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Well apparently after about 500+ people on facebook opening saying they were praying, about 2000 people in her church, her family, probably most of the college she attended...... god decided to work in mysterious ways.



Or he just didn't know crap about humans or how to heal them--as apparently he had the same response for another child (under 2) this weekend in my town as well.
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20-08-2012, 07:56 PM
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Recently I had someone tell me my mother (who is religious) misfortune was because of my atheism.
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20-08-2012, 08:44 PM
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Last night my sister-in-law was telling about a lady in their church who asked for prayer because she was having back surgery. Later, when my SIL asked how her back was, the lady drew a blank look, then said, "Oh, it wasn't my back, I had a boob job and I just didn't want to ask for public prayer for my boobs." Then, as my SIL was telling the story, she adds: "It's a good thing God knew where she needed help or she would have been in big trouble when we all prayed for her back."

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20-08-2012, 09:04 PM
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Erx,
Let me get this straight....you go to your fellow church members and ask them to pray for you, you are lying about what you 'need' this prayer for but....since this woman in a believer she will be forgiven her lie and she gets new boobs.

Fuck...I should have gone the church route. They raise money around here for other cancer patients, missed out on that. They pray for cancer patients to have successful treatment...didn't need that, had great docs. But the money would have been nice as would a hot meal or two.

I am gonna have to take up drinking, at least then when my head swims there will be a fully explainable reason for it.

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20-08-2012, 09:36 PM
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(20-08-2012 09:04 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Erx,
Let me get this straight....you go to your fellow church members and ask them to pray for you, you are lying about what you 'need' this prayer for but....since this woman in a believer she will be forgiven her lie and she gets new boobs.

Fuck...I should have gone the church route. They raise money around here for other cancer patients, missed out on that. They pray for cancer patients to have successful treatment...didn't need that, had great docs. But the money would have been nice as would a hot meal or two.

I am gonna have to take up drinking, at least then when my head swims there will be a fully explainable reason for it.

Well, they didn't take up an offering for the boob job, so you're still on your own there. Tongue

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