God saves police officer by telling him to put on his vest
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04-08-2015, 11:17 AM
God saves police officer by telling him to put on his vest
Yeah...that must be what saved him. It couldn't have been training and experience. Dodgy

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/natio.../31045471/

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04-08-2015, 11:20 AM
RE: God saves police officer by telling him to put on his vest
(04-08-2015 11:17 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  Yeah...that must be what saved him. It couldn't have been training and experience. Dodgy

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/natio.../31045471/

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04-08-2015, 11:30 AM
RE: God saves police officer by telling him to put on his vest
Take that atheists Big Grin

The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology, of the phantom of God. As long as we have a master in heaven, we will be slaves on earth.

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11-08-2015, 07:08 AM
RE: God saves police officer by telling him to put on his vest
premise1. putting on vest before going into a shoot out is standard procedure
premise2. blah blah blah
conclusion: therefore god exists
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11-08-2015, 07:24 AM
RE: God saves police officer by telling him to put on his vest
I once did an emergency stop on a fully loaded Harley dresser, and AFTER I initiated the panic stop - this dumbass woman pulled out in front of me(violating my right of way) - saw me - and STOPPED directly in my path. I came to a complete stop less than 3 feet from her driver's door.

I didn't hear any frigging harp music, so I assume I just did it instinctively.


Any self respecting "supreme being" would have tapped the bitch on the shoulder, and said "Hey look, you numb cunt -- somebody's coming"........

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