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10-09-2012, 12:01 AM
God the absolute truth
The life's goal in the universe is to control the universe.

Therefore:

God = the way, and the truth, and the life.
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10-09-2012, 12:13 AM
RE: God the absolute truth
(10-09-2012 12:01 AM)Janus VI Wrote:  The life's goal in the universe is to control the universe.

Therefore:

God = the way, and the truth, and the life.

Therefore if God is the absolute truth then why are there different religions, sects, and denominations?

Judaism
Christianity
Islam
Zoroastrianism
Deism

Member of the Cult of Reason

The atheist is a man who destroys the imaginary things which afflict the human race, and so leads men back to nature, to experience and to reason.
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10-09-2012, 12:30 AM
RE: God the absolute truth
erm...?

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Could you at least write something that makes any sense? The most "Therefore God" posts are at least absurd enough to be funny, this one's just so random...
is there a generator out there for these?
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10-09-2012, 12:36 AM
RE: God the absolute truth
Oh! Janus6, I'm disappointed in you.

From the previous thread I thought you were gonna give us a tough one.

You have just given us three (including the title) non-sequitors.

No fun.

Try again.

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10-09-2012, 12:40 AM
RE: God the absolute truth
I'll do one like this...

Re: Space the final frontier
To boldly go where no man has gone before

Therefore:

Spock rocks!

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10-09-2012, 01:02 AM
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Therefore if God is the absolute truth then why are there different religions, sects, and denominations?



Judaism, Christianity, Islam, Zoroastrianism, Deism and evolution tells us that God is the absolute truth.

TO fstratzero, VIPA and DLJ

The proof is Life it self

Just answer what does the first living being in the chain of evolution wants?

A) To die the sooner possible
B) To control the universe
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10-09-2012, 01:06 AM
RE: God the absolute truth
soonest possible*

And I believe the first living being in the chain of evolution wants to evolve... Who wants to stay a single cell organism? That is sooo 4 billion years ago. Smile

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10-09-2012, 01:13 AM
RE: God the absolute truth
(10-09-2012 01:02 AM)Janus VI Wrote:  Therefore if God is the absolute truth then why are there different religions, sects, and denominations?



Judaism, Christianity, Islam, Zoroastrianism, Deism and evolution tells us that God is the absolute truth.

TO fstratzero, VIPA and DLJ

The proof is Life it self

Just answer what does the first living being in the chain of evolution wants?

A) To die the sooner possible
B) To control the universe

C) To life
D) It has no will, it's too simple for that
E) Evolve Tongue
F) Something else

Next question?
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10-09-2012, 01:16 AM
RE: God the absolute truth
(10-09-2012 12:40 AM)DLJ Wrote:  I'll do one like this...

Re: Space the final frontier
To boldly go where no man has gone before

Therefore:

Spock rocks!

re: I cannot lie
I like big butts and I cannot lie

Therefore:

You other brothers can't deny.
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10-09-2012, 01:17 AM
RE: God the absolute truth
(10-09-2012 01:16 AM)Logisch Wrote:  
(10-09-2012 12:40 AM)DLJ Wrote:  I'll do one like this...

Re: Space the final frontier
To boldly go where no man has gone before

Therefore:

Spock rocks!

re: I cannot lie
I like big butts and I cannot lie

Therefore:

You other brothers can't deny.

Re: But what if
A girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist

And a round thing in my face?

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2 K(s) + 2 H2O(l) → 2 KOH(aq) + H2 (g) + 196 kJ/mol
It works, bitches.
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