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Gonna whine about my breakup now.
Gonna whine about my breakup now.
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12-09-2012, 12:28 PM
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RE: Gonna whine about my breakup now.
Was the other man god? I mean Jesus. Wait, was it a love rectangle? Or a love pentagon? (assuming the holy ghost can stick it to anyone)
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12-09-2012, 12:32 PM
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RE: Gonna whine about my breakup now.
(12-09-2012 12:28 PM)TheBeardedDude Wrote: Was the other man god? I mean Jesus. Wait, was it a love rectangle? Or a love pentagon? (assuming the holy ghost can stick it to anyone) Holy Ghost is the one who knocked up Mary. 
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12-09-2012, 12:34 PM
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RE: Gonna whine about my breakup now.
And boom goes the dynamite.
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12-09-2012, 02:31 PM
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RE: Gonna whine about my breakup now.
(12-09-2012 12:28 PM)TheBeardedDude Wrote: Was the other man god? I mean Jesus. Wait, was it a love rectangle? Or a love pentagon? (assuming the holy ghost can stick it to anyone) You asking me? The other dude was just a douchebag she met in Denmark. |
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12-09-2012, 02:38 PM
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RE: Gonna whine about my breakup now.
(12-09-2012 02:31 PM)rook2004 Wrote:(12-09-2012 12:28 PM)TheBeardedDude Wrote: Was the other man god? I mean Jesus. Wait, was it a love rectangle? Or a love pentagon? (assuming the holy ghost can stick it to anyone) A Danish Douche? "Some of you are really douchey. Like douchey beyond the crimes of several degress of douchebaggery. Not all of you, but a good collective." ...Forum Member itsFerdinand |
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12-09-2012, 02:40 PM
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RE: Gonna whine about my breakup now.
(12-09-2012 02:38 PM)Erxomai Wrote:(12-09-2012 02:31 PM)rook2004 Wrote: You asking me? The other dude was just a douchebag she met in Denmark. No, an American douche from Colorado also studying abroad. |
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12-09-2012, 02:52 PM
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RE: Gonna whine about my breakup now.
(12-09-2012 02:40 PM)rook2004 Wrote:(12-09-2012 02:38 PM)Erxomai Wrote: A Danish Douche? Something smells fishy in Denmark. "Some of you are really douchey. Like douchey beyond the crimes of several degress of douchebaggery. Not all of you, but a good collective." ...Forum Member itsFerdinand |
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12-09-2012, 02:57 PM
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RE: Gonna whine about my breakup now.
Well obviously, you just need to spend your evenings here on the forum... with us.
We'll be your slutty standby; the one you'll use and degrade and never have a real, deep abiding relationship with... who you'll leave without a thought ... the one you'll abandon for anything better...the one you'll never take home to meet the family... the one you'll never marry... aaahhhAAAAAHHHHAAhhhaaaahhhah  ** I don't know why you're whining, you already fucked her and her sister. Be glad she let that happen without setting your hair on fire. Sheesh. 
There is no shame in not knowing. The problem arises when irrational thought and attendant behavior fill the vacuum left by ignorance. ~ Neil deGrasse Tyson Perception is up for grabs, and truth seems to be the one precious thing, that no one wants anyone to find. |
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12-09-2012, 03:24 PM
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RE: Gonna whine about my breakup now.
(12-09-2012 02:57 PM)kim Wrote: Well obviously, you just need to spend your evenings here on the forum... with us. Done. (12-09-2012 02:57 PM)kim Wrote: I don't know why you're whining, you already fucked her and her sister. Be glad she let that happen without setting your hair on fire. Sheesh. Her and her best friend. I'm whining because I miss being in love together, not because I'm not getting laid right now. Though I could whine about that, too, if it would make you feel better. 
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12-09-2012, 09:58 PM
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RE: Gonna whine about my breakup now.
Misses being in love...
Son, I have the perfect solution, and this time it isn't the companionship of another person of the same gender , or even race for that matter. Get a puppy! They're fucking adorable they literally melt hearts. AND they love the shit out their owners, and they don't cheat on you as long as you keep the gate closed and don't let them escape. I suggest getting a small dog. My cousin is an idiot, he holds that you need to get a big dog like a rocky or something, BUT if you get a small dog like a dachshund (When I get one, I'm gonna call it Nelson) or a Jack Russel it's a chick magnet. You're walking that thing in the park and some hot girl sees it and comes up and pat it and stuff, BINGO, perfect ice breaker, you're practically in her pants. ![[Image: 2dwf9yg.jpg]](http://oi43.tinypic.com/2dwf9yg.jpg) |
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