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20-08-2014, 10:26 PM
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(20-08-2014 10:23 PM)pablo Wrote:  I wonder if the NSA puckers a little when someone types this. Consider

I'm fully convinced that if I ever go to America that I'll be interrogated on arrival. I spend a lot of time talking to American's on Skype (including someone involved with the military), I post loads of jokes online about bombs and shit, and I think my cousin got deported from America. They probably have a dossier on me already, if not a cell in Guantanamo already prepared. Big Grin

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Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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20-08-2014, 10:28 PM
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(20-08-2014 10:26 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  
(20-08-2014 10:23 PM)pablo Wrote:  I wonder if the NSA puckers a little when someone types this. Consider

I'm fully convinced that if I ever go to America that I'll be interrogated on arrival. I spend a lot of time talking to American's on Skype (including someone involved with the military), I post loads of jokes online about bombs and shit, and I think my cousin got deported from America. They probably have a dossier on me already, if not a cell in Guantanamo already prepared. Big Grin

Just say I love jesus and talk about how america is better then everything and you will survive.

P.S your favorite food is burgers when you are here.

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20-08-2014, 10:30 PM
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(20-08-2014 10:26 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  
(20-08-2014 10:23 PM)pablo Wrote:  I wonder if the NSA puckers a little when someone types this. Consider

I'm fully convinced that if I ever go to America that I'll be interrogated on arrival. I spend a lot of time talking to American's on Skype (including someone involved with the military), I post loads of jokes online about bombs and shit, and I think my cousin got deported from America. They probably have a dossier on me already, if not a cell in Guantanamo already prepared. Big Grin

If you ask the CT guys, they're already building camps for the likes of you. Dodgy
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20-08-2014, 10:31 PM
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(20-08-2014 10:28 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  Just say I love jesus and talk about how america is better then everything and you will survive.

P.S your favorite food is burgers when you are here.

Well I'm naturally very sarcastic, I naturally fidget when I'm sat somewhere (seen by many as a sign of someone with something to hide), and I grin when I'm nervous (seen by many as a sign you are lying).

I don't fancy my chances when the CIA start interrogating me. Unsure

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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20-08-2014, 10:33 PM
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(20-08-2014 10:31 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  
(20-08-2014 10:28 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  Just say I love jesus and talk about how america is better then everything and you will survive.

P.S your favorite food is burgers when you are here.

Well I'm naturally very sarcastic, I naturally fidget when I'm sat somewhere (seen by many as a sign of someone with something to hide), and I grin when I'm nervous (seen by many as a sign you are lying).

I don't fancy my chances when the CIA start interrogating me. Unsure

Tell them that is how all British people are.

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20-08-2014, 10:33 PM
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Better start practicing your water-boarding technique now.
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20-08-2014, 10:36 PM
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(20-08-2014 10:33 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  Tell them that is how all British people are.

Hmm, somehow I don't think starting the interrogation by going "hey guys, if I appear totally guilty then don't worry about it, it's just how I naturally am" will really help things. I also don't think ending it by saying "sorry guys, all those things I said that you have an issue with were sarcasm, I guess that's my fault because you dumbass American's don't really have the intellect to get British sarcasm do you?" will do me any favours either.

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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20-08-2014, 10:43 PM
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Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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20-08-2014, 10:43 PM
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(20-08-2014 10:36 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  
(20-08-2014 10:33 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  Tell them that is how all British people are.

Hmm, somehow I don't think starting the interrogation by going "hey guys, if I appear totally guilty then don't worry about it, it's just how I naturally am" will really help things. I also don't think ending it by saying "sorry guys, all those things I said that you have an issue with were sarcasm, I guess that's my fault because you dumbass American's don't really have the intellect to get British sarcasm do you?" will do me any favours either.

Alright bro here is what you must do. First don't tell them that, when they ask why you are acting like that then you say that is how all british people are.

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20-08-2014, 10:53 PM
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I have one (or two, rather):

You know that space in the car between the driver or passenger seat and the console? I have lost things in there forever. Where does that go? It needs to be blocked, it's like it's a black hole of vehicles. Also, I have never found a practical and non-gimmicky garbage receptacle for the car. Cup holders, coin pockets, smart phone compartments, glove box, etc but no place to put my candy wrappers and sushi receipts. Maybe the black hole can be turned into a garbage can? Then I can also retrieve anything I may have lost down there (like my soul).

Thanks.
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