Good come back? Or, was I below the belt?
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05-12-2012, 11:01 AM
RE: Good come back? Or, was I below the belt?
Came in this thread expecting a scathing retort. I was dissapoint.

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05-12-2012, 11:11 AM
RE: Good come back? Or, was I below the belt?
(05-12-2012 08:51 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  So, yesterday I revisited my old forum I used to go to.

I was posting about my five years of marriage coming up this weekend. This forum is known for its trolls, FYI; moreover, this forum is known for having a squad specifically dedicated to trolling me.

Anyway, people were asking about the family and asked for some pics. Someone asked for a pic of QC and King (my dog). I posted two pics of King and one of QC.

One of the trolls that has been trolling me for around a decade or so said, "Why did you post 2 pics of your wife and only 1 of your dog? I thought you liked your wife?"

(herp-derp. I know)

So, I replied:

"<his name> that's an understandable mistake. I mean, the fact that you can't tell the difference between a woman and a canine explains why your sex life has been revolving around the animal shelter."

Kind of felt bad after posting it, but I figured, hey... I only visit this place once every couple of months... what do I care?

I rarely can think of things to say when people get snarky like that. I normally just have a nice cry and cookie. :-) I think you answered completely appropriately given the rudeness of the comment. Also it was veiled in humor...Good Job.
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05-12-2012, 11:31 AM
RE: Good come back? Or, was I below the belt?
Some people really need to have it pointed out when they are being an ass.
I say good job on the response.

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05-12-2012, 12:02 PM
RE: Good come back? Or, was I below the belt?
It was a really mean low thing to say to you. Obviously whoever it is, is jealous of you.
Good retort. They richly deserved it. All they did was expose how unhappy they really are.

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05-12-2012, 12:02 PM
RE: Good come back? Or, was I below the belt?
His joke was lame anyways. It might have been good if your wife was ugly but she's smoking hot dude. Your report was witty and could even be accurate.

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05-12-2012, 12:11 PM
RE: Good come back? Or, was I below the belt?
(05-12-2012 08:51 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  So, yesterday I revisited my old forum I used to go to.

I was posting about my five years of marriage coming up this weekend. This forum is known for its trolls, FYI; moreover, this forum is known for having a squad specifically dedicated to trolling me.

Anyway, people were asking about the family and asked for some pics. Someone asked for a pic of QC and King (my dog). I posted two pics of King and one of QC.

One of the trolls that has been trolling me for around a decade or so said, "Why did you post 2 pics of your wife and only 1 of your dog? I thought you liked your wife?"

(herp-derp. I know)

So, I replied:

"<his name> that's an understandable mistake. I mean, the fact that you can't tell the difference between a woman and a canine explains why your sex life has been revolving around the animal shelter."

Kind of felt bad after posting it, but I figured, hey... I only visit this place once every couple of months... what do I care?
I give your comeback 5 thumbs up out of 5.

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05-12-2012, 12:33 PM
RE: Good come back? Or, was I below the belt?
Thanks for the support, guys.

As most of you know, I'm not one for malicious retorts, regardless if it's warranted... so... yeah... when I am malicious I feel bad about it.

This is recent changes as I used to be a malicious troll... back in the day... which is how I gained a following of trolling trolls on this site. So, when I gave up trolling, I got trolled harder.

Plus, this site is mostly filled with guys with no aspirations in life and try to be cool through the Internet.

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05-12-2012, 12:34 PM
RE: Good come back? Or, was I below the belt?
(05-12-2012 12:02 PM)lucradis Wrote:  His joke was lame anyways. It might have been good if your wife was ugly but she's smoking hot dude. Your report was witty and could even be accurate.
This was my thought as well.

I was like 1) dumb joke and 2) my wife is hot and 3) my dog is adorable.

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05-12-2012, 12:39 PM
RE: Good come back? Or, was I below the belt?
PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!
Your wife is fucking hot! Why would anyone ever troll about that?

I'd take her off your hands anyday. Wink
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05-12-2012, 01:15 PM
RE: Good come back? Or, was I below the belt?
(05-12-2012 08:51 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  "<his name> that's an understandable mistake. I mean, the fact that you can't tell the difference between a woman and a canine explains why your sex life has been revolving around the animal shelter."

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