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02-05-2014, 03:04 AM
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So I was watching TheLivingDinosaur rip some new assholes for creationists fucktards on YouTube, when I was awed by his creative euphemisms for Yahweh. So while I won't list all the ones he uses, my favorite was...

Emotionally Stunted Pan-Dimensional Space Wizard

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So, what are your favorite words for making fun of some of the world's favorite imaginary friends? Tongue





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02-05-2014, 03:29 AM (This post was last modified: 02-05-2014 03:36 AM by DLJ.)
RE: Good euphemisms for god?
I find that series hard to watch.

The message if fine but I find the delivery over the top (perhaps it's his arse-fixation) and the graphics, though apt, are often a distraction.

So I end up watching...
once for the message
twice to work out which obscure, floating image fits which word or phrase
thrice to check out the boobs.

OK, boobs is first... I admit.


Meanwhile...
I find that, although it's not an original, "invisible sky daddy", when casually used, always has the impact (a double take from the people with whom I am not directly conversing) that I'm after.

Oh, and, "celestial dictator" is one of my faves.

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02-05-2014, 05:27 AM
RE: Good euphemisms for god?
I like to use "Canaanite God of War"

“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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02-05-2014, 06:33 AM (This post was last modified: 02-05-2014 06:36 AM by RobbyPants.)
RE: Good euphemisms for god?
I think one of the favorite ones I read was "giant bearded leprechaun".

I personally don't have a lot of euphemisms for God. I tend to call him YHWH when describing him as a specific entity. I'll refer to him as "The Almighty" when discussing his capabilities with an apologist who needs to limit God in order to maintain their current apologetic stance. Otherwise, the closest I get is attaching various adjectives to him based on the conclusions of the discussion, such as:
  • Violent
  • Capricious
  • Callous
  • Narcissistic
  • Sadistic
I'll also mention his obvious self-esteem issues.


I'm more likely to use different names for Jesus to make light of the concept. Two examples are:
  • Mr. Jesus (as in: Mr. Jesus doesn't like it when you don't accept him as your lord and savior.)
  • A Jesus (as in: God sent us a Jesus.)


Edit: When discussion Mormonism, I'll refer to Jesus as "Mormon Jesus", as in: "Apparently, Mormon Jesus is racist as hell.".
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02-05-2014, 06:45 AM
RE: Good euphemisms for god?
(02-05-2014 03:29 AM)DLJ Wrote:  I find that series hard to watch.

The message if fine but I find the delivery over the top (perhaps it's his arse-fixation) and the graphics, though apt, are often a distraction.

So I end up watching...
once for the message
twice to work out which obscure, floating image fits which word or phrase
thrice to check out the boobs.

OK, boobs is first... I admit.


Meanwhile...
I find that, although it's not an original, "invisible sky daddy", when casually used, always has the impact (a double take from the people with whom I am not directly conversing) that I'm after.

Oh, and, "celestial dictator" is one of my faves.

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I switch between "sky daddy" and "invisible friend". The invisible friend one is pointed and lets them know how infantile I find their beliefs.

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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02-05-2014, 09:39 AM
RE: Good euphemisms for god?
The Great Git in The Sky...

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02-05-2014, 09:46 AM (This post was last modified: 02-05-2014 01:27 PM by Alex_Leonardo.)
RE: Good euphemisms for god?
Choose one from each column: (WIP, this is the list of words I use for the generator.)
1
Our Loving
Our Hateful
Our Magical
Pan-dimensional
Mysterious
Biblical
Evil
The
Our
Sexually Frustrated
Our Lord and Savior The
The Almighty

2
Violent
Capricious
Callous
Narcissistic
Sadistic
Emotionally stunted
Angry
Nonexistent
Glorified
Bearded
Evil
Divine
Cosmic
Glorious
Penis Hating
Homophobic
Great
Sexist

3
Flying
Floating
Space
Invisible
Omnihypocritical
Cloud
Sky
Imaginary
Hiding
Self Aggrandizing
Inbred


4
Daddy
Fairy
Godmode Player
Sandbox-er
Leprechaun
Jesus freak
Git
Wizard
Dictator
Beast
Control Freak
Critic
Creator
Masochist
Master
Lord
Cheater
Hacker

Here's how it works: 1 Adj. 2 Adj 3. Adj (State, like a solid or liquid.) 4. Thing/person...
Okay, I made a generator for this:
God euphemism generator.
Feel free to ask for words to be added. PLEASE STATE WHAT COLUMN THEY SHOULD BE IN!

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02-05-2014, 10:20 AM
RE: Good euphemisms for god?
(02-05-2014 09:46 AM)Alex_Leonardo Wrote:  Okay, I made a generator for this:
God euphemism generator.

I got Emotionally Stunted Floating Leprechaun and Capricious Invisible Jesus Freak. They're both really good, but I prefer the second.
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02-05-2014, 10:22 AM
RE: Good euphemisms for god?
(02-05-2014 10:20 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  
(02-05-2014 09:46 AM)Alex_Leonardo Wrote:  Okay, I made a generator for this:
God euphemism generator.

I got Emotionally Stunted Floating Leprechaun and Capricious Invisible Jesus Freak. They're both really good, but I prefer the second.

Have any input? Want any words installed? It takes about 5 secs for me to edit.

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02-05-2014, 10:25 AM
RE: Good euphemisms for god?
My favorite were:
Violent Invisible Git
Glorified Sky Git

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